Re: A poll! A poll! Huzzah! A poll!

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: : Answer it and get the hell out. : : 1. Goodfellas vs. The Untouchables : You get that lush Connery off the bottle, blinding him from ovious whacking attempts, and Costner and Co. clean house, as long as that deygo bastard Garcia doesn't rat 'em out. : : 2. The 60's Batman vs. The 80's Incredible Hulk : West had all kinds of shit in that belt, from batarangs to bat-shark repellant to likely bat-tampons. As long as he stays out of range, Batman wins. However, if he is stupid enough to get in too close, Ferrigno will use him as toilet paper. Eww. : : 3. Clint Eastwood Westerns vs. John Wayne Westerns : I don't know. Wayne might patronize and talk you to death, whereas Clint would just stand there and look grizzled. In the end, they both get killed for being equally fast on the draw. : : 4. The Aliens in Independance Day vs. The Death Star : Seriously? Death Star, no contest. Fuck, even Death Star II wins that one. : : 5. A danish whore vs. a french maid : Danish whores have a much higher propensity for STDs. TRUST ME. : : 6. Hold on I'm still thinking about #5. Ahh... that's some good Euro-lesbo action. : You bet your ass it is. Drop in a Austrian chick in lederhosen for some good menage-a-trois action, and then just grap jome jiffy-pop. : : 7. Mr. T vs. The $6 Million Dollar Man. : B.A. Baraccus would beat Steve Austin's pitiful mechanical ass. And adjusted for inflation, Austin is only worth about $350,000 anyway, which about the cost of one week's hospital stay for silicon implants. : : 8. What the fuck was Mr. T doing makeing cameos on Alvin and the Chipmunks? : I don't know, but I pity the fool. : : 9. Worst WB adaptation of a superhero; The Lone Ranger or Birds of Prey? : Birds, but Lone Ranger was dangerously close for just being one episode long. : : Well that was fun now wasn't it? Okay go now you're bothering me. : Fuck you, you started it.

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