Posted by PantherModern at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on March 11, 2004 at 11:42:34:
In Reply to: Damn it! Well here's my brilliant post. posted by Ralphy ™ on March 11, 2004 at 11:38:41:
That was excellent... Hell - even if I have to post that as a seperate comment MYSELF - that is getting up there.
: I never understood the purpose of a blog. "Hey everyone! Look at my inner-most secrets! See? I'm hurtin' inside!!!"
: I thought they were all self-indulgent, smarmy, and pointless. LIke Rene Zelwegger (sp?).
: Then, I met Bob. The Panthermodern.
: And I stumbled upon his blog. Which is self-indulgent and smarmy.
: But in a good way.
: His blog makes me lol. It makes me roflmao. It makes me heh. It makes me question myself. Deep down inside, do I have the urge to have my way with Malcom's asscrack?
: The answer is no. No I do not.
: But I am strangely attracted to Bob's sister. There, I said it.
: Here is what I know of the Bob. Bob's birthday is the same day as mine, which is good. His art appears on my web site, as well as on the back cover of my WMC companion book (which are selling like hot cakes). He is a good man. He has a Spider-man black costume shirt that I wish I had. His blog...unlike so many out there...has purpose. And it doesn't have a dozen poems titled "Untitled."
: That is why I have been inspired to start my own blog. Right here, in the message board of Bob's blog.
: Consider this entry number one.
: mmm..."entry"...
: Ralphy