Posted by Oi-now with 38% more PUNK! at 0-1pool216-118.nas1.richmond1.va.us.da.qwest.net on March 11, 2004 at 12:38:59:
In Reply to: Just as Kerry catches up in the polls posted by Baby Jesus on March 11, 2004 at 12:12:14:
Saddam will admit to having WMD's.
3 weeks before- Saddam will admit "the only WMD here is in my pants"
two weeks before: Bush appointed commitee will find the cure for cancer... the vaccine's name anybush. the slogan, pick a bush ANYBUSH
1 weeks before: Bush announces first gated community on mars open to
"public."
day before election: Bin Laden will be found, turns out Saddam really did have WMD's in his pants and the gated community on mars now accepts coloreds.