Don't make me stop this car, kids! *nt*


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Posted by Elfy at ras7-132.dial.metalink.net on March 11, 2004 at 22:24:52:

In Reply to: f u, f u, f u, F u, f u. *nt* posted by Boondoggle on March 11, 2004 at 22:23:19:

: : : : : : : one line, a whole song, whatever you want, just make it good.

: : : : : : Yep. Both Jewel songs. F u.

: : : : : : Race Car Driver (sped up version)
: : : : : : Come on baby, let's get in the car
: : : : : : I'm gonna take you real, real far
: : : : : : I'm gonna paint your mama's face on the door
: : : : : : You ain't gonna see her anymore
: : : : : : We'll paint a red flamed firebird on front
: : : : : : I will be Evel Knievel, you can double my stunts
: : : : : : This ain't no Malibu Barbie Corvette
: : : : : : This is a real 350 V-8, fuel-injected engine from a private liner jet

: : : : : : [Chorus:]
: : : : : : And I'm going to be your race car driver
: : : : : : Your race car driver

: : : : : : Got studded tires, excuse me if I'm blunt
: : : : : : I've got ribbed rims for her pleasure up front
: : : : : : Got fuzzy dice with a secret door
: : : : : : Full of flavored serums, breath freshener and more
: : : : : : Say, you look smashing by the dashboard light
: : : : : : Come on baby gonna make you feel alright
: : : : : : I'm gonna take you at high warp speed
: : : : : : It's better than watching Star Trek after you smoked weed

: : : : : : [Chorus]
: : : : : : Come on baby, let's get on the road
: : : : : : Let's get on track
: : : : : : And I will grab the wheel like
: : : : : : it was your hair I was pulling back
: : : : : : I'm gonna straddle the line
: : : : : : Swear to God it's gonna take you real far
: : : : : : I'm just a real small man with a real big car
: : : : : : And I'm gonna be your race car driver
: : : : : : So come on baby what's your answer, you gonna cross the line
: : : : : : Ah, quit your sniveling, it's no or yes this time
: : : : : : What you're hungry? We'll stop by Mickey D's for a happy meal
: : : : : : For a regular hot dog or fiasco on wheels
: : : : : : But I can see that you're not impressed
: : : : : : By the way that you are fully dressed
: : : : : : Looks like I'll have to pull out all the stops...

: : : : : : "I'm a sensitive man of the 90's, sweetheart,
: : : : : : Who cares for your emotional being an awful lot"

: : : : : : [Chorus x 2]




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