Posted by Nixx_is_a_girl at pipp-p-203-54-229-214.prem.tmns.net.au on March 09, 2004 at 10:14:14:
In Reply to: I lose track of my aunts and uncles posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on March 09, 2004 at 10:08:34:
Ive only met a few of mine cuz theyve spread themselves all over New Zealand. I have my Aunty Di who is a strict vegan, her christmas BBQ's are NEVER very tasty, which is probably why everyone is always late and misses out on the food. I wonder if she realises that. I have an Aunty Helen who is soooooo dumb. I know thats a horrible thing to say about a family member, but two years in a row she sent me birthday cards with nothing written inside them. Oh! and my Uncle Will....the guy who thought it would be a good idea to grow marijuana in his FRONT yard. He lived across the road from a police station.
: Like my great aunt Agnes, who's Irish. And I have two aunties called Sue (My Mum is also called Sue, just to really confuse things). My aunty Linda, my uncle Ahmed (from Kuwait), Uncle Bob (Yes, I actually have an uncle Bob), Uncle Malcolm (Nice guy, shares my Dad's strange sense of humour) and many more I can't remember right now.
: : Theres always that crazy uncle who is meticulously organised and when u bring the kids over they trash the place and he just about has a nervous breakdown....I also have one of them. Needless to say my family are a little odd, but we cant blame them, they are kiwi's. :p
: : : The closest I have is an uncle who rides a motorcycle and lives in the countryside.
: : : : : I've already ordered flying galoshes, a parrot and an Indian peace pipe.
: : : : : : I'll be 41 when he's 18.....lol....my god maybe I'll be the old aunty who thinks she's cool but is actually incredibly embarassing.
: : : : : : : I just worked out I'll be 40 when she's 18. That should be interesting! :)
: : : : : : : : And congrats to u too, Uncle Will!!!
: : : : : : : : : Congratulations, Auntie Nixx!
: : : : : : : : : : I just wanted to share this with you.
: : : : : : : : : : Today my sister gave birth to her first child. Little Jack arrived 3 weeks early. The cutest baby Ive EVER seen! He weighed 5 pounds, mum and baby are doing great.
: : : : : : : : : : :)