Posted by Atomic Ross at 64.219.105.88 on March 19, 2004 at 05:31:46:
In Reply to: Star Wars: Possible teaser poster... posted by BChrist on March 19, 2004 at 04:01:15:
A) The poster looks really fake. Seriously. It's just the helmet against a black background with the the prequel trilogy font. Whoopty shit.
B) If this thing had a shred of credibility to it, it wouldn't be all over the net, unheralded. Papa George would have had the Skywalker Ranch SS raiding web sites and flingin' cease-and-desist orders like ninja stars. So far, no hub-bub, other than the kneejerk geeks.
C) Speaking of kneejerk geeks, fucking Christ all mighty, can't you losers wait for official shit? I swear to God, all the fan art and fan-fic and bricabrac you geeks generate is so overwhelmingly sad, only drowning puppies would be sadder, and there would have to be a lot of them. All this "is this real?" and "is this a leak?!" and "did some 'insider' snag this from the Ranch?" malarky is making guys playing D&D and wearing Vulcan ears laugh at your patheticness. You are the new Trekkies. And hell, at least every *other* Star Trek was good. Lucas is 2 for 5, and that's not counting the Holiday Special or Special Editions.
Word to your mother.
She lives above you on the first floor.