Re: Poll like a motherfuck.


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Posted by The Queen at bgp987243bgs.madsnh01.mi.comcast.net on March 20, 2004 at 10:51:57:

In Reply to: Poll like a motherfuck. posted by Suplee_Mental on March 20, 2004 at 10:29:01:

: Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity?

Hmm...depends on the fruit. I don't like the white, purple or pink ones. Oh, and I hate when the red turns out to be cinnamon when you're expecting cherry...not that I dislike cinnamon, but I want cherry jelly beans. Black are good too though.

: Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body.

The usual things.

: Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film)

I haven't seen many in person.

: What's the most you have ever weighed?

A lady doesn't reveal such things...140ish.

: Have you ever dated a chubby person?

Yep.

: Where would you wish to spend your golden years?

I haven't thought about that much.

: Ever pay for sex?

Nope.

: Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them

No. I do recall my brother and my boyfriend having a lengthy discussion about which part of a person they would eat if they ever ate someone when we were all driving back from PA...I didn't participate.

: If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids)

I'd probably have them removed.

: How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life?

Not one.

: Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor
: that hurls itself at our planet?

No, no I don't.

: If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ?

No, no it doesn't.

: if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed)

I'd probably invest in a good wig...to be socially acceptable.

: John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break"

I'll be honest and tell you that I don't know who this is.

: Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game?

Hell no. Have fun.



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