Posted by Oi-now with 38% more PUNK! at c-65-97-2-240.va.client2.attbi.com on March 20, 2004 at 10:56:56:
In Reply to: Poll like a motherfuck. posted by Suplee_Mental on March 20, 2004 at 10:29:01:
: Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity?
--fruit
: Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body.
-- wiggle my index finger to make it look funny
: Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film)
-- mine and MINE
: What's the most you have ever weighed?
-- 260
: Have you ever dated a chubby person?
-- all the time, if by date you me masturbate and by chubby you mean my penis and by person you don't mean my girlfriend, and by penis i mean my willy and by ever you mean never
: Where would you wish to spend your golden years?
-- on golden pond
: Ever pay for sex?
-- all the time
: Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them
-- son, if i killed everyone i thought of killing, heck, if i killed half of everyone i planned on killing, the world would be a quiet place... and yes, i would eat them. i once saw this show on HBO where they froze a body and sliced it up... legs look just like ham.... mmmmmmm~
: If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids)
--would these nipples be as cute as mine now?
: How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life?
--not too many... they ended just as i entered high school.
: Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor
: that hurls itself at our planet?
-- yes, and that meteor will be God's booger.
: If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ?
-- yes, i will transfer their image to velvet and hang it over my dining room table.
: if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed)
-- no hiding it here
: John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break"
-- he gets annoying... but i agree with his viewpoint, i would like to subscribe to his newsletter.
: Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game?
-- no, you're too slow to play the harry potter video game