Re: Zen like a motherfuck.

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Posted by nogoodnik at sdn-ap-021neomahp0368.dialsprint.net on March 20, 2004 at 11:08:17:

In Reply to: Poll like a motherfuck. posted by Suplee_Mental on March 20, 2004 at 10:29:01:

: Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity?

No one will have to know. Give it a shot.

: Name one peculiar thing you can do with your body.

If you can, good luck.

: Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film)

It was on NBC last night? Cool!

: What's the most you have ever weighed?

I really don't agree. Sorry.

: Have you ever dated a chubby person?

It's about 42 degrees here. Sunny, too.

: Where would you wish to spend your golden years?

Well first you start with beef bouillon. After that, it's whatever you want to add.

: Ever pay for sex?

The beat comes in on the two as opposed to the four. That's why.

: Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them

It's always a temptation. Looking at cancer-ridden lungs tends to deter me, though.

: If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep
having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the
discomfort of having nipple eyelids)

Yeah, I read that one. Personally, I think Mel's full of shit.

: How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life?

I really don't think washing your hands more than 30 times a day makes you THAT O.C.
does it?

: Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor
: that hurls itself at our planet?

Turn it up then.

: If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ?

Yeah, there is a pile of dishes in the sink I need to attend to. You're right.

: if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and
comb-over'd (or permed)

It's never too late. Just make sure it's a belated one.

: John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense
approach to gaining "a break"

You're thinking about it too much. It happens to the best of us.

: Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game?

Wasn't his name Vincent Furnier?

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: : Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity? : No one will have to know. Give it a shot. : : Name one peculiar thing you can do with your body. : If you can, good luck. : : Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film) : It was on NBC last night? Cool! : : What's the most you have ever weighed? : I really don't agree. Sorry. : : Have you ever dated a chubby person? : It's about 42 degrees here. Sunny, too. : : Where would you wish to spend your golden years? : Well first you start with beef bouillon. After that, it's whatever you want to add. : : Ever pay for sex? : The beat comes in on the two as opposed to the four. That's why. : : Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them : It's always a temptation. Looking at cancer-ridden lungs tends to deter me, though. : : If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep : having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the : discomfort of having nipple eyelids) : Yeah, I read that one. Personally, I think Mel's full of shit. : : How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life? : I really don't think washing your hands more than 30 times a day makes you THAT O.C. : does it? : : Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor : : that hurls itself at our planet? : Turn it up then. : : If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ? : Yeah, there is a pile of dishes in the sink I need to attend to. You're right. : : if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and : comb-over'd (or permed) : It's never too late. Just make sure it's a belated one. : : John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense : approach to gaining "a break" : You're thinking about it too much. It happens to the best of us. : : Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game? : Wasn't his name Vincent Furnier?

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