Lmao....i wasnt that lucky*nt*

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: : back in my whoring days, there was this one guy that I parked with at the rtiver. dude...I was so confused when I slid my hand down there. what I was feeling just didn't make sense. it was either the smallest penis possible, or was some tiny piece of flesh : : it was dark and I was scared, so I never actually looked at it...I just fumbled around trying to make sense out of it. Luckliy the police came and broke it up. : : : : : : Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity? : : : fruity : : : : Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body. : : : Nothing really impressive.....but while standing I can bring my leg up so its straight, parallel to my body with my foot above my head...people usually tell me how gross that is. : : : : Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film) : : : i once went out with this guy who had the smallest dick I ever saw....honestly when we had sex i didnt even know we'd had sex, i couldnt feel a thing, apparently he's married now. His poor poor wife! : : : : What's the most you have ever weighed? : : : probably about 60kg...i have no idea what that is in pounds... : : : : Have you ever dated a chubby person? : : : not really, but not cuz i dont like chubby men...chubby, skinny, muscular..its all good. : : : : Where would you wish to spend your golden years? : : : living on the beach and spending my days surfing : : : : Ever pay for sex? : : : nope : : : : Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them : : : oh god no! : : : : If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids) : : : lol, i worry about what goes thru ones mind that thinks up scenarios like this. Id probably have the ones removed on my face and probably my arms and legs.....but the others would be covered so it wouldnt matter. : : : : How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life? : : : none : : : : Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor : : : : that hurls itself at our planet? : : : i guess its possible, but im not expecting it : : : : If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ? : : : hardly : : : : if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed) : : : well it'll never happen cuz i have the thickest hair known to man kind. But id probably shave it all off and buy some wigs. Wigs can be fun. This poll's making mecome off as really superficial isnt it? : : : : John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break" : : : john who? : : : : Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game? : : : Nah...

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