Re: Poll like a motherfuck.

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: : Jelly Beans: prefer black or fruity? : Fruity. : : Name one pecuiliar thing you can do with your body. : I stick my tounge RIGHT UP MY ASS! : : Describe (1)the smallest penis you've ever seen (2) The largest (first hand, not on film) : I don't wanna have to describe my penis, let alone having to do it twice. : : What's the most you have ever weighed? : 16 stones, perhaps? : : Have you ever dated a chubby person? : Nein. : : Where would you wish to spend your golden years? : Shower. : : Ever pay for sex? : Have I? Nein. : Would? Doubtful. : : Truthfully, can you imagine or have you imagined killing someone? -or eating them : Yes and yes. Once in a dream I took a bomb on an aeroplane (to guarantee my own death) just to find out if there was an afterlife. How's that for a crisis of faith? In my dream, there was an afterlife, but it almost had to load (you know, like something on a 'puta) so during the loading time I was scared that I had selfishly killed myself and a bunch of others and that I was now stuck in a big white void. But then heaven was just as I imagined it. So yeah, terrorism = good. That and I'm an athiest. : : If you had a disease where nipples started growing all over your body, would you keep having them removed or just give in to the disease? (keep scarring in mind, but also the discomfort of having nipple eyelids) : I'd probably fly somewhere... : : How many fistfights have you participated in over the course of your awesome life? : None, I think... : : Do you believe existance will be snuffed by a giant meteor : : that hurls itself at our planet? : I think Bush, Blair and all the other cunts'll put us to death before anything like that happens... but sure, I don't see why Earth couldn't be destroyed or, at least, restarted. : : If someone is persecuted and given the death penalty, does that make them like Christ? : According to Christian mythology, I'd assume not as he was the saviour and shit. : : if you lost your hair (or if u have): bald and unapologetic, bald and toupee'd, or bald and comb-over'd (or permed) : : John STossel: kill the whiny fuck, or hope he takes over the airwaves with his no-nonsense approach to gaining "a break" : Who? : : Am I too old to play the Harry Potter video game? : Hey man, if it's good, do it. : Glen

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