Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on March 24, 2004 at 10:15:43:
In Reply to: this baby.... posted by babka on March 24, 2004 at 08:52:45:
No, that's as good a metaphorical anwser as any I could come up with.
: ...took such a beating in the womb I say we dispense with the slap
: altogether. Wake her with a kiss. She'll be in the nursery between
: Passion and Eternal, and has already suffered guilt-by-association
: (Gigli) and the Big Slap (9/11) that woke the planet.
: but that doesn't really answer the question. what say you, WT King of
: K?
: : What is the metaphorical meaning of the doctor slapping the baby's
: ass?
: : : ....after such a difficult pregnancy. Sweeties, help me swab the
: : : delivery room with tears and rosewater? Epatha is on her way to
: the
: : : hospital. Lovers? Flowers, Kleenex and sugarless gum in the
: : : Waiting Room, maybe, and anything else you think of. Fighters?
: : : Please charm the powers and keep the principalities out of the
: : : parking lot altogether. We may be the only family to go into labor
: : : together. Breathe, and think of Raquel and all of us who were little
: : : once! Valentine alert.
: : :
: : : off to my Metaphors Anonymous meeting.