Posted by Mr Writer at webcacheh02a.cache.pol.co.uk on March 24, 2004 at 14:17:25:
In Reply to: Either that... posted by Strictly Skewed on March 24, 2004 at 12:47:04:
But bar selling all i own, it's unlikely to happen.
: : As i almost definitely won't be able to see Jersey Girl until the end of June, i have come up with my own View Askew viewing therapy to tide me over while the majority of you are wallawing in your "look at me, i've seen Jersey Girl" states.
: : I've just made an order from the online Stash consisting of a Jersey
Girl "Music Pimp" t-shirt, and a copy of Drawing Flies.
: : When these jizz-worthy items arrive - i will announce the night of my Drawing Flies premiere (to myself, probably) and on that night i will sit there and i'll wear my t-shirt and i'll watch my previously-unseen-by-me DVD and i'll be as happy as a hog in faeces. This will hopefully way-lay my Jersey Girl cravings, if all goes to plan.
: : Yeah, like fuck it will!!!
: Or it'll be like a hit of crack, and you'll then desperately do whatever necessary to get the next fix.
: Get it over with now... go hawk the family jewels, and we'll expect you on a Friday flight into NYC.
: Maybe you can get asylum here from criminal prosecution?