Posted by Darth Mabel at nygateway1.prudential.com on March 25, 2004 at 10:32:17:
Dennis Miller: He’s got a new movie coming out tomorrow called “Jersey Girl”, would you please welcome Kevin Smith…
Kevin Smith: Right on, dude. Thanks.
DM: So, Kevvie Kev, waterbed…
KS: Hey, dig the new crib, man.
DM: You like it? I had to french Don Rumsfeld for it, but it’s a cozy little nook…ha-haaaaaaaaa!
KS: Hey, dude…what’s wrong with your tongue?
DM: Oh, thith? Ith jutht thtuck up George Buthth ath…(popping sound)…there we go. Mmmmm, patriotic!
KS: So my new movie…
DM: Movies are sinful and ungodly…wait a minute…(puts hand to earpiece)…I mean, tell us about the new flick, babe.
KS: Well, it’s inspired by my experiences as a father…
DM: Which is why I’m against the whole same-sex marriage thing. It’s like Aristotle trying to be Mel Brooks in an all-monkey production of “Inherit The Wind.” Ha-haaaaaaaa!
KS: You’re not even making sense, dude…
DM: Ann Coulter’s a babe. Is she in your movie?
KS: No, we’ve got Liv Tyler, though…
DM: Did you see that “Lord of the Rings” thing, man? She looked like the illegitmate child of Mr. Spock and an obscure 17th century author who only left his house when Einstein invited him out for Scrabble!
KS: Sure, dude...I guess.
DM: So what are Jay and Silent Fred up to in this installment, my friend ?
KS: Actually, Dennis, I thought it’d be a challenge to…
DM: That’s what I’m talking about. And Bush is the only man who’s risen to that challenge. Am I right?
KS: Well…
DM: He’s like Jesus, but ten times better.
KS: You ok, dude?
DM: Bush. Bush bush. Bush bush buh bush bush buh bush bush bush.
KS: (???)
DM: Well, a pleasure as always, my bearded friend. I see why they call you Silent Ed now. You’ve got to come out of your shell, babe.
KS: Sure…thanks.
DM: Thtay tuned, folkth.
RG