Posted by Hawk2K at host.toyota.ca on March 22, 2004 at 12:52:38:
In Reply to: The Toronto Q&A posted by Absolution on March 22, 2004 at 12:38:09:
: I didn't get to go, but can someone who did tell me what was going on with the people wanting to hear their own voices? Were the making big political lectures? It sounds kind of bad when you take those people together with the pointless questions and the people wanting to relive previous moments (remember when?).
No big political lectures (save for an ever-timely Bill Clinton joke), it was just a bunch of losers trying to prove how clever and witty they were by asking retarded questions about themselves while there were people waiting to ask REAL questions.
Some of my favorites:
"Kevin, do you like my beard?" (This one after we were told that there was only time for ONE QUESTION LEFT, so make it a good one)
"Kevin, can you say 'It's all Good' to my friend sitting right next to me?"
"Kevin, why did you cast Alanis in Dogma? She went out with my best friend's brother's buddy's cousin's nephew, and she's a TRAITOROUS BITCH! Why don't you cast Wayne Newton next?"
"Kevin, I'm a writer. Please direct my script"
"Kevin, I'm a writer. Please write my script and direct it too."
"Kevin, I'm a writer. Why do you have so many Star Wars references in your movies?"
"Kevin, please read my script/see my movie/sign my boob/stick my buddy christ up your ass and give it back to me so I can keep it in my freezer."
It was kinda sad.