NEWS FLASH: Affleck told to brush teeth


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Posted by Mrs. Isis Fabulous at 207.127.233.246 on March 22, 2004 at 13:06:36:

In Reply to: Affleck press is out of hand (dumb article inside) posted by DirectorSG on March 22, 2004 at 12:59:00:

"Reporters hate it when they get up in your grill to yell SO HAVE YOU HAD SEX SINCE J-LO DUMPED YOU, and your breath isn't minty fresh," Affleck explained. "Harvey has been kind enough to send me a lifetime's supply of Altoids. They really are curiously strong. I've also received a memo that I should considering washing my face before leaving the house, and we're not seeing eye to eye on the deodorant issue, but we're negotiating."


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