Fun with oxymorons.

Posted by Ralphy ™ at ool-18b80ec1.dyn.optonline.net on March 22, 2004 at 15:25:30:

According to www.oxymoronlist.com, theseare the top ten oxymorons (my fav is number one):

20. Government Organization
19. Alone Together
18. Personal Computer
17. Silent Scream
16. Living Dead
15. Same Difference
14. Taped Live
13. Plastic Glasses
12. Tight Slacks
11. Peace Force
10. Pretty Ugly
9. Head Butt
8. Working Vacation
7. Tax Return
6. Virtual Reality
5. Dodge Ram
4. Work Party
3. Jumbo Shrimp
2. Healthy Tan
1. Microsoft Works

For hundreds more, check out www.oxymoronlist.com. Or give us your own right here.

Ralphy

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Follow Ups:

• I am a fan of oxymorons... PantherModern 16:11:25 3/22/04 (1)
  • Why doesn't your blog ever take my posts??? Ralphy ™ 16:50:15 3/22/04 (0)
• Civil War AmyMichelle 15:51:25 3/22/04 (0)
• Compassionate conservative *nt Strictly Skewed 15:28:34 3/22/04 (2)
  • Or even something truly dumb... Strictly Skewed 15:36:39 3/22/04 (0)
  • Good one. NT Stamos N Affleck 15:33:13 3/22/04 (0)

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