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Posted by Suplee_Mental at 209.107.0.57 on May 02, 2004 at 10:38:29:

In Reply to: Re: You're gonna burn in HELL! Poll. posted by mlc on May 02, 2004 at 10:19:52:

great answers. my favorite:
: I'm not close enough in age to other family members for that to matter. But if I had a brother the same age, then sure.

: : Are there any races (black, latino, korean, for example) that you would never date (like, maybe you find traditional Korean features to be unattractive)

: Noooooooo.

: : Your ATM spits out an extra $20, or a teller accidentally gives you 20 too much. Keep it? How about $100.

: Keep it. Definately. I would also keep the receipt, incase it showed up on my bank statement.

: : Would you ever date someone who used to date a sibling or other close family member?

: I'm not close enough in age to other family members for that to matter. But if I had a brother the same age, then sure.

: : Would you date a 1st cousin?

: No. Not because I'm against cousin-fucking, but because my cousin's aren't attractive.

: : Do you cross the street when someone of any particular race comes towards you during a midnight stroll?

: No.

: : Have you ever shoplifted, or stolen anything at all? What? Why? When?

: It's odd. The one thing that I can't stand is theft. Which is ironic because I'd take the extra twenty from the ATM, but...

: : Have you ever intentionally killed an animal?

: No. I loooooooove animals.

: : DO you hate anyone? I mean sick-to-your-stomach hatred. who?

: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh close.

: : Do I look gay in ankle socks?

: Everyone looks gay in ankle socks.

: : Ever attempt suicide?

: No.

: : Do you believe in God?

: I don't know.

: : Should guys wear mascara--ever?

: I don't even see much point for women to wear mascara half of the time.

: : Have you ever cursed out a senior citizen? Assaulted one?

: Of course not. They could kick my ass.

: : If I was wearing biker shorts, and you could see the outline of my junk, would you (a) stare at it (b) pretend it's not there, or (c)ask me what I was trying to prove, then walk away in a huff?

: I would stare... then pretend it's not there... then ask what you were trying to prove... then walk away.

: : ANSWER!

: NO!

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: great answers. my favorite: : : I'm not close enough in age to other family members for that to matter. But if I had a brother the same age, then sure. : : : Are there any races (black, latino, korean, for example) that you would never date (like, maybe you find traditional Korean features to be unattractive) : : Noooooooo. : : : Your ATM spits out an extra $20, or a teller accidentally gives you 20 too much. Keep it? How about $100. : : Keep it. Definately. I would also keep the receipt, incase it showed up on my bank statement. : : : Would you ever date someone who used to date a sibling or other close family member? : : I'm not close enough in age to other family members for that to matter. But if I had a brother the same age, then sure. : : : Would you date a 1st cousin? : : No. Not because I'm against cousin-fucking, but because my cousin's aren't attractive. : : : Do you cross the street when someone of any particular race comes towards you during a midnight stroll? : : No. : : : Have you ever shoplifted, or stolen anything at all? What? Why? When? : : It's odd. The one thing that I can't stand is theft. Which is ironic because I'd take the extra twenty from the ATM, but... : : : Have you ever intentionally killed an animal? : : No. I loooooooove animals. : : : DO you hate anyone? I mean sick-to-your-stomach hatred. who? : : Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh close. : : : Do I look gay in ankle socks? : : Everyone looks gay in ankle socks. : : : Ever attempt suicide? : : No. : : : Do you believe in God? : : I don't know. : : : Should guys wear mascara--ever? : : I don't even see much point for women to wear mascara half of the time. : : : Have you ever cursed out a senior citizen? Assaulted one? : : Of course not. They could kick my ass. : : : If I was wearing biker shorts, and you could see the outline of my junk, would you (a) stare at it (b) pretend it's not there, or (c)ask me what I was trying to prove, then walk away in a huff? : : I would stare... then pretend it's not there... then ask what you were trying to prove... then walk away. : : : ANSWER! : : NO!

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