Posted by dragonfly91911 at cablea-245.cvhsa.com on May 02, 2004 at 10:48:20:
In Reply to: You're gonna burn in HELL! Poll. posted by Suplee_Mental on May 02, 2004 at 10:09:40:
: Are there any races (black, latino, korean, for example) that you would never date (like, maybe you find traditional Korean features to be unattractive) ONLY THOSE LITTLE GREEN GUYS FROM OUTER SPACE, THEY ARE SO KINKY!
: Your ATM spits out an extra $20, or a teller accidentally gives you 20 too much. Keep it? How about $100. KEEP IT.
: Would you ever date someone who used to date a sibling or other close family member? PROBABLY NOT, MY BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND'S AREN'T REALLY MY TYPE. (I'M A CHICK, AND I'M NOT AGAINST GIRL ON GIRL, HIS CHICKS JUST AREN'T MY TYPE) BESIDES IT CAUSES TOO MANY FAMILY PROBLEMS AND I REALLY DON'T WANNA DO THE SPRINGER SHOW
: Would you date a 1st cousin? NO, MY FIRST COUSINS ARE A BUNCHA PANSY ASSES
: Do you cross the street when someone of any particular race comes towards you during a midnight stroll? NO, WHY WOULD I? WHAT RACE? WELL, MAYBE IF I WAS ALONE AND A BUNCHA SKINHEADS WERE WALKING TOWARDS ME...WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT, LOOKING FOR SECRET PREJUDICES?
: Have you ever shoplifted, or stolen anything at all? What? Why? When? CANDY, BECAUSE MY FRIEND TALKED ME INTO IT, I WAS 12 OR 13, NEVER DID IT AGAIN BECAUSE WE GOT CAUGHT. IT WAS HORRIBLE. SO SCARY. THE GUY DIDN'T CALL OUR PARENTS, BUT HE THREATENED TO...AND HE BANNED US FROM THE STORE.
: Have you ever intentionally killed an animal? NOT INTENTIONALLY, THERE WAS THIS KAMIKAZE CHIPMUNK THAT RAN IN UNDER THE WHEEL OF MY CAR AND COMMITTED SUICIDE. I GAVE HIM HELL FOR IT, STUPID ASS CHIPMUNK. AND IF THIS COUNTS...I ONCE ORDERED THE EXECUTION OF A CAT THAT KEPT ATTACKING MY 18 MONTH OLD BABY. I PICKED HIM UP AND TOLD MY EVIL EX TO GET RID OF HIM. HE TOOK HIM INTO THE WOODS AND PUT A .22 BULLET IN HIS HEAD, SO I GUESS I INDIRECTLY KILLED HIM.
: DO you hate anyone? I mean sick-to-your-stomach hatred. who? THERE ARE A FEW...MY EVIL EX FOR 24 YEARS OF TORTURE. MY FIANCE'S EX-WIFE FOR BEING A TOTAL BITCH, AND BECAUSE I SUSPECT HE STILL HAS FEELINGS FOR HER. HIS EX INTERNET GIRLFRIEND, JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCH A C***. A WOMAN WHO WORKS AT THE PARK WE LIVE IN BECAUSE HE DATED HER ONCE OR TWICE. HIS EX ROOMMATE, FEMALE...NOTICE A THEME HERE. I'M VERY JEALOUS. VERY INSECURE.
: Do I look gay in ankle socks? OF COURSE NOT. (SHHH!!) BESIDES, GAY IS IN.
: Ever attempt suicide? YES, THE LAST TIME, I SPENT TIME IN MHU, GOT DIAGNOSED PROPERLY AND AM ON MEDS AND SEEING A SHRINK FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS, AND WILL BE FOREVER...BIPOLAR DOESN'T GET BETTER.
: Do you believe in God? I'M AGNOSTIC. SOMETIMES I DO, SOMETIMES I DON'T.
: What's the most wrong thing you've eaten (like, maybe a ferret? or human excrement) WRONG? DOES CUM COUNT?
: Should guys wear mascara--ever? SURE, WHY NOT?
: Have you ever cursed out a senior citizen? Assaulted one? NO, EVEN THOUGHT THEY CAN BE HUGE PAINS IN THE ASS.
: If I was wearing biker shorts, and you could see the outline of my junk, would you (a) stare at it (b) pretend it's not there, or (c)ask me what I was trying to prove, then walk away in a huff? STARE BUT TRY TO PRETEND THAT I WASN'T
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