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: : Are there any races (black, latino, korean, for example) that you would never date (like, maybe you find traditional Korean features to be unattractive) : Never say never, sez I. I have dated all three of the races you mentioned. I might not date an Inuit with really powerful fish breath, but that would be more about the breath than the Inuit. : : Your ATM spits out an extra $20, or a teller accidentally gives you 20 too much. Keep it? How about $100. : Yeah, I'm boringly honest so I'd give it all back. Of course, my bank doesn't seem to have the same morals -- an ATM sucked my $60 back in before I could snatch it and it took me MONTHS to get it straightened out with those bozos. : : Would you ever date someone who used to date a sibling or other close family member? : I admit, that would kind of creep me out. Again, never say never, but... : : Would you date a 1st cousin? : Neither of my cousins are date-worthy, but theoretically, I probably would. Since birthing mentally-deficient children isn't on the menu, I don't see the harm. : : Do you cross the street when someone of any particular race comes towards you during a midnight stroll? : Yup. In fact, I usually mutter something like, "How's it going?" : : Have you ever shoplifted, or stolen anything at all? What? Why? When? : In my much, much younger days, I shoplifted some little toy. The guilt drove me crazy. I ended up going back to the shop and leaving money on the counter (a kind of "making it right" without the brave confession thing). : : Have you ever intentionally killed an animal? : By hunting, yes. Deer, fish (if they count), etc. : : DO you hate anyone? I mean sick-to-your-stomach hatred. who? : There are a couple of people I have gut-wrenching "you-done-me-wrong" feelings for. Hatred might be too strong a word, though. If they were drowning, I'd still throw 'em a preserver. : : Do I look gay in ankle socks? : Honey, you look gay stripped naked in a rainstorm! Just kidding. Post a photo of you in just ankle socks and I'll let you know. : : Ever attempt suicide? : Nope. : : Do you believe in God? : Ugh. I hate these. Pass. : : What's the most wrong thing you've eaten (like, maybe a ferret? or human excrement) : Live octopus in Japan. : : Should guys wear mascara--ever? : On Hallowe'en, sure. Any time a man puts on mascarea or a dress other than Hallowe'en, he's in it for life. : : Have you ever cursed out a senior citizen? Assaulted one? : Cursed out, definitely -- usually when they are driving in front of me on a 2-lane road, doing -5 MPH. Assaulted -- never. : : If I was wearing biker shorts, and you could see the outline of my junk, would you (a) stare at it (b) pretend it's not there, or (c)ask me what I was trying to prove, then walk away in a huff? : Sorry, I'm having a mental picture moment here... Oh my... I do believe I'm being overcome by "the vapors..." : : ANSWER!

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