Posted by janedoejersey at pool-70-16-75-15.port.east.verizon.net on May 02, 2004 at 11:10:22:
In Reply to: You're gonna burn in HELL! Poll. posted by Suplee_Mental on May 02, 2004 at 10:09:40:
: Are there any races (black, latino, korean, for example) that you would never date (like, maybe you find traditional Korean features to be unattractive)
no, but I'm married so I have my "blinders" on anyway
: Your ATM spits out an extra $20, or a teller accidentally gives you 20 too much. Keep it? How about $100.
ATM, probably not. Teller, yes. For the record, I work at a bank.
: Would you ever date someone who used to date a sibling or other close family member?
No way. Good thing I'm married, my sister is a bit of a slut.
: Would you date a 1st cousin?
Nope
: Do you cross the street when someone of any particular race comes towards you during a midnight stroll?
No
: Have you ever shoplifted, or stolen anything at all? What? Why? When?
Many many times as a youth. Not recently.
: Have you ever intentionally killed an animal?
Well, a fish if that counts. And i don't exactly swerve for squirrels if you know what I mean.
: DO you hate anyone? I mean sick-to-your-stomach hatred. who?
Absolutely. Her name is Laurie-Ann, she is my brother's baby momma.
: Do I look gay in ankle socks?
Honey, you would look gay in a woman.
: Ever attempt suicide?
Yes. And yes, I do fail at EVERYTHING I do.
: Do you believe in God?
No.
: What's the most wrong thing you've eaten (like, maybe a ferret? or human excrement)
: Should guys wear mascara--ever?
Always.
: Have you ever cursed out a senior citizen? Assaulted one?
Yes, if my father counts, he's over 65.
: If I was wearing biker shorts, and you could see the outline of my junk, would you (a) stare at it (b) pretend it's not there, or (c)ask me what I was trying to prove, then walk away in a huff?
prolly (a)