i think i have the record for the second one.

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: : Are there any races (black, latino, korean, for example) that you would never date (like, maybe : you find traditional Korean features to be unattractive) : nope... it all depends on WHO the girl is, not what color she is. : : Your ATM spits out an extra $20, or a teller accidentally gives you 20 too much. Keep it? How : about $100. : i once walked up to an ATM and when i went to put my card in i noticed a wad of cash (about : $300) in the ol' cash slot... kinda had to do a double take, but i grabbed it and brought it into : the bank and let them know which ATM it was sticking out of.... i wish i could have taken it : 'cause i had to buy a new carburetor that day, but oh well... hopefully the bank person didn't : just pocket it. : : Would you ever date someone who used to date a sibling or other close family member? : i can't imagine i would have anything in common with someone who would date one of my : siblings or a close family member so i'd say NO. : : Would you date a 1st cousin? : erm, no. : : Do you cross the street when someone of any particular race comes towards you during a : midnight stroll? : no, but i will if a guy with a machete and hockey mask does... sure, it's profilng, but y'know : what? i don't really care at that point. : : Have you ever shoplifted, or stolen anything at all? What? Why? When? : i got hauled to the back of the store for shoplifting once... i hadn't taken anything, but the : friends i was with did. I got into a lot of trouble on account of those brothers. : : Have you ever intentionally killed an animal? : nope. : : DO you hate anyone? I mean sick-to-your-stomach hatred. who? : not really. there are people i don't like, but nobody i hate. : : Do I look gay in ankle socks? : yeah, but you look even more gay with knee socks. : : Ever attempt suicide? : nope. : : Do you believe in God? : nope. : : What's the most wrong thing you've eaten (like, maybe a ferret? or human excrement) : goat is the only thing i can think of... it was either a somalian or ethiopian or eritrean dish... : : Should guys wear mascara--ever? : if it makes 'em feel good? why not. : : Have you ever cursed out a senior citizen? Assaulted one? : no, but i had one flip me off once (for driving on the wrong side of the parking lot/road to return : some movies at hollywood video... they don't make the drive-up drop-off very convenient for : passenger-less drivers)... he was sooo pissed off it was funny. i gave him the shaking-my- : hands-by-my-face "ooooooh scaaaaaaary" face and proceeded about my bidness. : : If I was wearing biker shorts, and you could see the outline of my junk, would you (a) stare at it : (b) pretend it's not there, or (c)ask me what I was trying to prove, then walk away in a huff? : maybe i'd notice it, maybe i wouldn't... if i did i wouldn't stare, if i didn't i STILL wouldn't stare...

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