Posted by Tom (POJK) at cache2-colc.server.ntli.net on May 02, 2004 at 14:38:49:
In Reply to: Vegans, Friends of Vegans, Vegan Enthusiasts posted by Suplee_Mental on May 02, 2004 at 10:55:54:
He did it because a) he used to be pretty fat, and eating just lentils really helps you shed the pounds and b) he used to be an emo pussy. Some of the most fun I've had were reluctantly going to see these terrible emo-vegan bands with him, and getting chastised by other people in the audience for wearing leather shoes or eating sweets which have gelatin in them.
He's much better now though - he still doesn't eat much, but when he does, he binges like a mo'fo'. I've seen the guy eat two bacon double cheese-burgers and three large doner kebabs with burger sauce in one night.