Re: You're gonna burn in HELL! Poll.

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: : Are there any races (black, latino, korean, for example) that you would never date (like, maybe you find traditional Korean features to be unattractive) : I wouldn : t date any of them now that I'm married, but in the past, I dated someone of every persuasion you mention. : : Your ATM spits out an extra $20, or a teller accidentally gives you 20 too much. Keep it? How about $100. : ATM, yes, but you know you'll get called on it. From a teller, no--$20 or $100 isn't worth it to me to potentially cost someone their job. : : Would you ever date someone who used to date a sibling or other close family member? : Nope. Dated a younger sister of my brother's ex, though--that seemed okay. : : Would you date a 1st cousin? : Yours, yes. Not my own. : : Do you cross the street when someone of any particular race comes towards you during a midnight stroll? : Only teenage white girls. Like Chris Rock says, I'm not afraid of al-Qaeda, I'm afraid of al-CRACKER. : : Have you ever shoplifted, or stolen anything at all? What? Why? When? : Oh, sure. Video games and cassettes as a kid, condoms as a teen, my wife's heart as an adult (awwww). : : Have you ever intentionally killed an animal? : Never. : : DO you hate anyone? I mean sick-to-your-stomach hatred. who? : There's lots of people that I hate what they stand for, but since I haven't met them personally, no. No hate. No time for hate. : Extreme dislike, though, sure. : : Do I look gay in ankle socks? : Only when you wear your skort. : : Ever attempt suicide? : Nah. : : Do you believe in God? : Yeah. : : What's the most wrong thing you've eaten (like, maybe a ferret? or human excrement) : Cow's tongue. Friggin' nasty. : : Should guys wear mascara--ever? : Only Robert Smith. But even he should've given it up after 30. He looked pretty foolish on Leno last week. : : Have you ever cursed out a senior citizen? Assaulted one? : Under my breath, yes. The cursing, I mean. Assault? No. : : If I was wearing biker shorts, and you could see the outline of my junk, would you (a) stare at it (b) pretend it's not there, or (c)ask me what I was trying to prove, then walk away in a huff? : I have this rule about not talking to guys when I can see the outline of the helmet in their shorts, so I'd probably just head the other way. No pun intended.

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