Posted by darrenistheman at wan-vc8f67e.dal2.biz.mindspring.com on May 05, 2004 at 12:35:30:
In Reply to: My advice? Skip the prom. posted by Mrs. Isis Fabulous on May 05, 2004 at 11:49:32:
: It's worthless. Unless you have a girlfriend that's dying to go, in which case, humor her.
: NOBODY has a good time at the prom. It's boring.
Do like me and instead of getting a Limo, get a SCHOOL BUS. And partition it off with a curtain, and hide a waiter in the back.
Drive to scenic location (with cheaufer of course).
Waiter comes out, lights candles at a small table between seats.
Order dinner. (waiter uses cell phone to call in food from Mcdonalds from fake menu you create. Chicken Courdon Bleu = Nuggets, etc)
Consume meal.
Drive to Prom.
Cut a rug.
Gather up friends to joyride around town after the prom in your bus 'o love.
Be remembered forever.
End.