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June 24th, 1999
Bluntman and Chronic Comic T-Shirt Now Available

You just read about their latest adventure in Oni Double Feature #12, now show all your friends that you support the dynamic stoners who saved the peaceful citizens of Red Bank from the evil and prolific Rick Derris.

Preorder Clerks, (The Lost Scene)

Many scenes had to be cut from Clerks for the sake of time, and for the first time ever, you can see one here - in glorious comic book black and white. Kevin Smith, the writer and director of the film, has returned to his original script and rescued the crucial funeral parlor sequence.


June 23rd, 1999

Visiting Red Bank?

If you're heading to the Red Bank area, make sure you stop here first. The Marksman has expanded the Tours Askew site that he started to guide Stash Bash attendees from out of town. Included are lists of hotels, directions from almost any point, and much much more. Check it out!


June 20th, 1999

Snooched at Birth T-Shirt

Snooched at Birth? A hilarious look at what Jay and Silent Bob would look like had their father's banged the other's mother (got that?).


June 14th, 1999

Kevin and Ben - This Kiss - 1999 MTV Movie Awards

Kevin and Ben show their true feelings for each other at the 1999 MTV Movie Awards. See it ALL here.


June 6th, 1999

Kevin on MTV's 9 Movie Moments that made the 90's

Kevin was among the many actors/actresses, journalists and directors who were featured on this MTV production which highlighted the '9 Movie Moments that made the 90's'. This RealVideo clip has Kevin's comments on the various moments edited together. Grab your RealPlayer and check it out.


May 26th, 1999

Kevin's Phantom Menace Review

Linked by popular request.


May 25th, 1999

Oni Double Feature #12 - Featuring Bluntman & Chronic

An (almost) full length Bluntman & Chronic is finally here! This hilarious 16 page creation by Red Bank comic book creators Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil is jam packed with action as it depicts just one of the many battles between the two sworn protectors of Red Bank and the evil and persistent Rick Derris. Action, dick jokes and herbs. Get it now!


May 8th, 1999

Lots of New Stash Stuff

Get your hands on the following now:

And don't forget our Preorder items.


April 30th, 1999

The re-recording crew at Skywalker Sound

Skywalker Sound re-recording crew member Gary Rizzo kindly sent in this photo he took of the 'Dogma' re-recordng crew just before Kevin and Scott left the Bay Area on 4/29/99. Seated left to right : Phil Benson, Shannon Mills, Sharry Schwartz, Kev, Gary Rizzo, Scott, Tom Myers.

A Clerks: The Animated Series' Update

Kevin Says:

I've read the first draft of the 'Clerks' pilot (by me and Dave Mandel), and I must say...

It's pretty fucking funny.

It's also ninety seven pages, which means there's a world of cutting ahead of us. Thankfully, it'll just be a matter of losing good material in favor of the better stuff we'll keep. Not a bad position to be in, that.

Our work at Skywalker comes to a close, and so I'm outie tonight, bound for home (after three weeks away). The movie sounds phenomenal. Kudos to Gary, Tom, Phil Richard, Shannon, Juan, Shari, Joe, and everyone who smoothed the flick out aurally, and even improved it in places.

Next week, there's a table-reading on the show out in LA, where Brian and Jeff will climb into their respective roles for the first time in five years. Jay will be there too, but he's - of course - been down the Jay path since his first outing (hell - he lives it). Should be a good time.

It's been an eventful trip, to say the least, and I'll be happy to tread the mother-soil anew.

Gotta carry that bride o' mine 'cross the threshold, ya know.

Thanks for giving me something to do during the mix.



April 26th, 1999

And now for something completely different...

Kevin Says:

People have called me many things. But the first time I was officially called 'husband' was by a Catholic Monk, yesterday afternoon.

At twelve thirty on Sunday, Jen and I got married.

On Skywalker Ranch, no less.

She never looked more beautiful, and I got to wear my zipper sweatshirt and a 'Jay and Silent Bob' shirt. It was extremely spur of the moment (as spur of the moment as it could be, considering Jen's now eight months pregnant), and very private (Scott, Monica, Jen's friend Lisa and her boyfriend Keith, the Monk, and us), but you couldn't ask for a sweeter affair. I urge any of you contemplating marriage - do it quickly and quietly - there's always time for a big shindig later.

As for the experience, I can say only this - you've never really seen your future until you've glimpsed it reflected in the eyes of the person standing across from you on the altar. But when you see it...

Then you REALLY know what love is.

Thought you'd all like to know.

Send cash gifts to...

Just kidding.



April 22nd, 1999

Cannes '99 - 'Dogma' is IN

Based on everything I've read and heard, it looks like we'll be going to Cannes. We're not competing, but hey - beggars can't be choosers.

I would like to point out, however, that as a 'special screening', we're in such historically esteemed company as 'Blues Brothers 2000' and 'Godzilla' (amongst many more reputable films, over the years, including 'Trainspotting' and 'Reservoir Dogs'). Just wanted to keep things in perspective.

But we're in, and that's fantastic, because now the flick'll finally get seen by the press and the critics, and we'll just see if it's considered a 'controversial' film or not. My bet? They dismiss it as harmless; maybe even an inconsequential entertainment (wouldn't that be nice? Then we could put this whole brouhaha behind us and get down to the business of enjoying the flick for what it is).

My only regret in not having gotten into the competition is that Affleck won't pick up any awards (at least not for almost a year). The whole cast is wonderful, but Affleck broke through his ceiling on this flick, and deserves a heap o' kudos.

And my only other regret in regards to Cannes...

Now I've gotta squeeze my fat ass into a damn tux.



March 26th, 1999

Interviews Askew: Jason Mewes

Need we say it again - Mike McCarthy hits a home run again, this time with an outstanding (not to mention rare) interview with fan favorite Jason Mewes. Learn all about Jason's thoughts on acting, action figure collecting, 'Dogma', and his future. This is one is not to be missed.



March 14th, 1999

Stash Bash '99 Website

The photos and recap you've been waiting for - now available! Live or relive the day that will go down in infamy! The Stash Grand Opening Website - now open.



March 10th, 1999

The Stash's 50% off sale

For a limited time only: Get some of the most widely sought after T-Shirts for as little as $9.00 apiece. This won't last forever! Buy now!



February 27th, 1999

Jay and Silent Bob Fugitive and Valentine T-Shirts

If you've read Jay and Silent Bob #3, you've seen the wonderful artwork that appears on the Jay and Silent Bob Fugitive T-Shirt. Catch Jay, Silent Bob and Suzanne the Monkey in the midst of evading Federal Wildlife Marshall Sam Gerard.

Jay and Silent Bob show their true feelings for each other in the special edition Jay and Silent Bob Valentine T-Shirt from Oni Press and Graphitti Designs. Featured on the shirt are Jay.. err Gay and Silent Bob encased and enveloped in an array of loving hearts.



February 25th, 1999

'Clerks' the Animated Series!

ABC is finalizing a deal with Miramax and Touchstone TV for six episodes of an animated series based on Kevin Smith’s first film “Clerks” as the latest addition to the primetime cartoon explosion.



February 2nd, 1999

Lots of stuff at the Stash

Tons of new stuff has just arrived at the Stash. Here's a quick rundown:
  • Jay and Silent Bob #1 with exclusive San Diego Variant Covers
  • Daredevil #5
  • Jay and Silent Bob #3
  • Clerks New Years T-Shirt
  • Black Vulgar Color Logo T-Shirt by Graphitti
  • Clerks Holiday Special
and don't forget to preorder these:
  • Mooby Shirt and Hat
  • Yo Queiro This! Walt Flanagan's Dog T-Shirt



January 5th, 1999

Ethan Suplee - An Interview Askew

By now you should be familiar with writer Mike McCarthy's excellent and informative interviews with View Askew cast and crew members. He strikes again this time with an indepth interview with Mr Ethan Suplee himself. Find out about Ethan's thoughts about the 'Mallrats' audition, how he began his acting career and what we'll be seeing him in next. And for those of you asking yourself, "Was that magic eye poster REALLY a sailboat?" Ethan answers that one too.



January 3rd, 1999

Jay and Silent Bob Action Figures now available!

Ring in the new year with a set of action figures that you've been waiting for forever! Jay and Silent Bob are now available as whopping 8 inch action figures that are fully posable (over 12 points of articulation) and packed with accessories as well as a mini comic. Oh yeah, they talk too - button activated voice chips are installed in both figures (although one of them doesn't talk because he ain't supposed to!). Get them here because they aren't available at Toys R Us.



December 10th, 1998

Trooper Clerks

Studio Creations has created their own version of a well-known trailer. What events occur in the day of the lives of the Stormtroopers who run a convenience store on Death Star? What would Clerks has been like had Dante and Randal been part of the Empire? Find out in this shot for shot version of the 'Clerks' Trailer.



November 10th, 1998

Chasing Amy Manga Novel

From across the Pacific comes a unique Chasing Amy collectible. Produced entirely in Japan and featuring noted Japanese writers and artists, the Chasing Amy Japanese Manga Novel was only available overseas until the good folks at the Stash were able to bring a few copies over to the US of A. This unique and hilarious Manga novel features a novelization of Kevin Smith's Chasing Amy in Japanese complete with illustrations of select scenes. And believe us when we say that the illustrations hold nothing back. A rare foreign item that is sure to go fast.



November 1st, 1998

Daredevil #1 and #2 on sale now

Grab your autographed copies of the Kevin Smith penned Daredevil issues #1 and #2 now. Matt Murdock is back.



October 2nd, 1998

Scott Mosier - An Interview Askew

Mike McCarthy does it once again with another very in-depth interview with Producer Scott Mosier. Learn details about Scott's career which have been revealed for the first time ever. Read his thoughts about working on the past and present View Askew productions and what may come for him in the future.



September 24th, 1998

Kevin on Space Ghost

Catch a RealVideo replay of Kevin's appearance on Space Ghost - Coast to Coast. Original air date - Friday September 18th, 1998.



September 18th, 1998

Jay and Silent Bob II T-Shirt

The artwork of Duncan Fegredo does it again! First with the artwork on the Jay and Silent Bob comics, and now on this beautiful and hilarious t-shirt. This white 100% cotton t-shirt features our heros Jay and Silent Bob armed to the teeth along with their partner in crime. Does a cooler shirt exist? We highly doubt it!

Clerks: The Comic Book T-Shirt

You've read the comic, now own the t-shirt! This 100% cotton black t-shirt features the artwork of Jim Mahfood and depicts the cast of characters from the Clerks comic book - From left to right: Silent Bob, Randal, Dante, and Jay. Buy this shirt now and give your comic a companion.



September 11th, 1998

Mallrats on ABC

Missed the network TV premiere of Mallrats on ABC? Then you also missed out on the many restored scenes that were originally cut fron the theatrical release! Never fear - we have them here for your enjoyment. As a special bonus, you can also hear some of the funnier bits of dialogue which was hilariously redubbed in order to be made ready for prime time.



August 31st, 1998

Mallrats T-Shirt

Finally, a wearable that not only sports the Mallrats movie logo but famous quotes from the flick as well. This 100% cotton grey t-shirt features the neon green Mallrats logo on the front right corner and a large 'Get Malled!' logo on the right sleeve. But that's not all! On the back, a constellation of quotes from the ultra-funny flick. Featured quotes include, "Do you know how long it takes for that smell to come off", "Some pervert wanted to see me naked so badly, he busted in on me twice", "You dumb bastard, it's not a schooner, it's a sailboat", "Women want romance, not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride", and several more! A must have wearable!

Jay and Silent Bob Matt Wagner logo T-Shirt

You've got the Matt Wagner drawn sticker all over your room and wherever you look (and if you don't, they're only a dollar you cheap bastard), now get a Jay and Silent Bob round logo on your shirt! This 100% cotton white t-shirt features a large round Matt Wagner drawn Jay and Silent Bob logo on the front (as seen on the Jay and Silent Bob's Video Stash MTV special and on the sticker featured below). Get one today!



August 25th, 1998

THE BANKY HAT!

Because you demanded it! (and demanded it and demanded it and demanded it...) Available for the first time ever is the infamous "Snootchie Bootchies Bluntman!" hat that Banky Edwards wears in the movie Chasing Amy! This FITTED hat is light blue with the infamous "Snootchie Bootchies Bluntman!" stiched on the back in purple. And on the front, an orange letter 'B'. Now you have no reason to wait, buy it NOW!



July 18th, 1998

Kev says...

In other great (but ironic) news, I have something to report that I don't know whether or not I have the authority to, but fuck it, because that's what the board's for, right?

We're working on the 'Mallrats' Special Edition.

Now for the irony: it's on DVD. [NOTE: This SE will also be out on LD]

Looks like it'll be released sometime after January (the advance on these things is 120 days from delivery of materials), and it'll include the trailer, the video, and all that extra footage some of you have seen. We're also working on getting some dear friends in for a little commentary action, and the box art is going the be the theatrical artwork (thank the Lord).



July 8th, 1998

Interviews Askew - Renee Humphrey

Future Pulitzer Prize winner Mike McCarthy interviews Renee Humphrey - aka Trish the Dish. Read all about her past and present projects, hear about her experiences on the set of Mallrats and Drawing Flies and find out much much much more about the youngest Jones sister.

Jay and Silent Bob Canvas Bag

The Jay and Silent Bob Canvas Tote Bag comes emblazoned with both the Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash logo AND the Jay and Silent Bob artwork done by Matt Wagner. The bag is beige in color and measures 10 1/2 inches wide, 14 inches high and 5 inches deep. Shove your books into this baby and take it to school!


June 17th, 1998

Zippo Nails Brand Cigarette Lighters

As seen in the movie Dogma and as seen as the brand of choice of the characters in Chasing Amy - Authentic Zippo Nails Brand Cigarette Lighters! These Zippo Genuine Windproof Lighters are red with the Nails Brand Cigarettes Logo on the front. Your Silent Bob outfit is now complete! Please note that these do not come filled with lighter fluid. Please also note the View Askew Productions does not endorse the practice of smoking despite the selling of this Genuine Zippo Cigarette Lighter and the many depictions of characters puffing away in each and every View Askew film.



June 10th, 1998

Graphitti Designs/Oni Press Jay and Silent Bob Shirts

Jay and Silent Bob have never been immortalized on a shirt like this before! Graphitti Designs and Oni Press bring us this Jay and Silent Bob t-shirt featuring the cover art from the Oni Double Feature #1. Drawn by Matt Wagner and colored by Jeremy Cox, this shirt is yet another must have (along with the comic of course.) But wait! In addition to the illustration on the front, this shirt also features the illustration on Panel 2, Page 6 of the comic on the back ("The whole fucking world's against us dude. I swear.") and the Graphitti Designs and Oni Press logo's on the sleeve.



June 3rd, 1998

TribLIVE - Get the scoop on `Dogma,' Smith's Askew-niverse on Web - Steve Segal

Steve Segal of the Tribune-Review writes a great review of our very own View Askew-niverse and calls it "the best celebrity site on the Internet." And like any great journalist, he also lists why. Read all about it here.



May 18th, 1998

An Interview with Bryan Johnson

Toby Carroll conducts another stellar interview with Bryan Johnson, the man behind Steve-Dave and writer/director of 'Vulgar.' Read about his decision to cast Brian O'Halloran, facts and thoughts about the production and his entry into the filmmaking world.



April 22nd, 1998

In Pittsburgh - Stairway to Kevin

Stephen H. Segal of In Pittsburgh Newsweekly writes one of the most comprehensive articles about the Askew-niverse touching on basically anything you rabid fans want to know - Kevin's start, his career, the website, the board, his past, present and future projects, Dogma, Superman, and much much much more.



April 16th, 1998

"I remember YOU were scared." - Kevin Smith

Kev says:

That age-old question "What ever happened to Randal?"

The newfound answer: "Why, he's in 'Dogma', of course."

That's right - Jeff came to town for a quick cameo in the gun shop scene. He turned in a great peformance - one that made this ol' romantic pine for days of yore. He held his own (and then some) against the Golden Boys, and closed out the day nicely when he said to me "It was nice being behind the counter with you again."

Read the entire post.

Interviews Askew - New Interviews

Toby Carroll interviews key cast and crew members from the upcoming View Askew Production "Big Helium Dog." Also added, More than 20 questions with Ethan Suplee.



April 6th, 1998

The Detroit Free Press - Net Sitings

View Askew and News Askew get a thumbs up from Detroit Free Press writer Marcia Abramson in the Free Press' Net Sitings column from March 29th, 1998. Thanks to Keith Byrne for sending it over.



April 4th, 1998

Interviews Askew: Vincent Pereira

Mike McCarthy adds to the Interviews Askew depository with an in-depth interview with Vincent Pereira. Vincent talks about his film 'A Better Place', Flixtour 1998, his influence on Kevin and his future projects.



March 2nd, 1998

Good Will Hunting Screenplay

Get your hands on the Oscar nominated, and on March 23rd, Oscar winning screenplay by Askew-ers Matt Damon and Ben Affleck! The Good Will Hunting Screenplay from Miramax/Hyperion books contains all of the golden words in the shooting script as well as images from the movie and a foreward by Gus Van Sant.



February 26th, 1998

Kevin on Conan

Kevin's Conan O'Brien appearance a few months back is now available in Real Video format. Hear one of the funniest talk show interviews recorded on tape and split your sides listening to Kevin trash Jon Peters.

Clerks cut scene - Jay eats sugar

The cut scene from Clerks which Kevin's talked about a few times - the one where Jay eats sugar straight from the box. See the genesis of this disgusting but sweet habit.



February 25th, 1998

Clerks Comic Book

The world of the Quick Stop and RST Video is expanded! See your behind-the-counter heros Dante and Randal in their first adventure since Clerks the movie. This 32 page comic is written by Kevin Smith and illustrated by Jim Mahfood and put out by Oni Press, the same good folks who released the Oni Double Feature. Also featured are favorites Jay and Silent Bob, Steve-Dave and Walt the Fanboy. Get this first printing before they run out!

Jay and Silent Bob Lithograph

Available for limited time only, the Jay and Silent Bob/Gay and Silent Bob Numbered Lithograph. This beautiful lithograph features two 8 x 10 black and white photo's of Jay and Silent Bob and er... Gay and Silent Bob side by side and bordered by a white matte. Final dimensions - 19 x 13 inches. Each lithograph is numbered.



February 24th, 1998

Lights, Camera, Interaction! - The Star-Ledger

Lisa Rose of the Star-Ledger writes about the impact of the Internet on the world of film. Heavy featured is our world right here, Kevin Smith and the View Askew-niverse. If you post on the WWWBoard, here's your moment of fame.

Silent But Deadly - 3D World Magazine

The Australian Magazine 3D World writed about Kevin and his thoughts on the importance of pure acting, Dogma, Jason Mewes and Chasing Amy.



February 18th, 1998

Jay and Silent Bob Video Stash

7 shorts made for MTV and featuring Jay and Silent Bob were aired in an hourlong special on the TV channel everyone loves. See here for clips of all 7 shorts plus a few extra scenes thrown in.



February 12th, 1998

Interviews Askew: Brian O'Halloran

Mike McCarthy of the famed CineZine E-Zine conducts an indepth interview with the regular amongst regulars in the View Askewniverse - Brian O'Halloran. Hear Brian talk about how he got the part of Dante in Clerks, his life before becoming an actor, and his involvement in Dogma and the film after(?).



January 29th, 1998

Autographed Oni Double Feature

Finally! The comic you knew you were gonna see, but were only asking when and how much longer. It's the ONI DOUBLE FEATURE featuring "Jay and Silent Bob in Walt Flanagan's Dog." See the whole story that inspired the "...faster than Walt Flanagan's Dog" quote uttered by Jay in Mallrats. The Askewniverse expands into the comic book world! This 32 page comic (16 devoted to Jay and Silent Bob) also features the 16 page "Secret Broadcast" by Arnold and Jacob Pander. BONUS: This comic also comes signed by Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes!



January 26th, 1998

The Two River Times - January 16th, 1998

Eileen Moon conducts a Two River Times Interview with Kevin Smith and talks about the upcoming 'Clerks' comic, his feelings about Tinseltown, the Website and much much more.



January 22nd, 1998

Jay and Silent Bob T-Shirt

Keep the world's most talked about movie and comic duo right next to your heart with the Jay and Silent Bob picture t-shirt. This shirt features a black and white picture of Jay and Silent Bob in yet another crazy pose with the words "Jay and Silent Bob" underneath that captured moment in time. Get one today.

Vulgarthon '98 follow-up site

Relive the experience at the View Askew Vulgarthon Wrap-up site. Check out some beautiful pics by Scott Benner and read the crazy stories submitted by attendees themselves.

Two River Times article week of Jan. 9 - 16th.

Filmmaker Hopes to Make Red Bank A Movie Mecca discusses the Vulgarthon '98 phenomenon and describes some local resident's reaction to Kevin Smith, his movies and View Askew Productions.


January 17th, 1998

Asbury Park Press - Arts and Entertainment - January 4th, 1998

Herd: It's a New Jersey Thing features mentions of Vulgarthon '98, Bryan Johnson's 'Vulgar', Brian Lynch's 'Big Helium Dog', Vincent Pereira's 'A Better Place' and 'Dogma'. Newspaper images are included.

Asbury Park Press - Arts and Entertainment - Talking Shop - January 4th, 1998

Kevin talks about the evolution of the comic store and about running Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. Also featured is info on the upcoming 'Dogma'.


January 14th, 1998

Jonah Weiland's Comic Resources Interviews Kevin

Jonah talks to Kevin about comics, his comic book store, his movies and "What makes a man sexy!"



December 9th, 1997

The Criterion Chasing Amy In-Depth Site

The Criterion Collection has released their Chasing Amy In-Depth Site. Take a look at images from the cut footage as well as excepts of the screen specific commentary. This site also includes several Web-only exclusives not available on the laserdisc.

Chasing Amy Australian Release Poster

Imported all the way from Australia, the Chasing Amy Australian Release Poster can now be ordered from the Stash. This full color poster features Joey's visage along with Kevin, Jay, Jason and Ben along the bottom. It also features the Australian distributor's logo's on the bottom along with the Rating and Warning Message (MA 15+ - Sexual References - High Level - Course Language).


December 4th, 1997

Fly, Fat-ass Fly shirt now available as a longsleeve

The infamous Fly, Fat-ass Fly shirt is now available as a longsleeve. So buy one and cover those arms that are screaming "start working out fat-ass".

A RED LONGSLEEVE Fly, Fat-ass Fly shirt is also available with the silhouette of the duo and 'Fly, Fat-ass Fly' printed on the FRONT of the shirt only.



November 24th, 1997

New Office Tour

Check out the new office layout, complete with Chasing Amy memorabilia, as well as the current look of things at HQ Askew.



November 14th, 1997

View Askew Winter Hats

Do you live in a region where you're constantly freezing your ass off? Got a bad haircut you need to cover up? Got a shiny bald head you need to cover up? Just wanna look like Jay? Then break open your piggy bank and purchase a View Askew Winter Hat. These highly sought after hats are black with the word 'Snoogans' appropriately lettered on the front.



November 12th, 1997

View Askew Keychains

Can't keep track of all those keys? Well then, put them on this one of a kind pewter keychain featuring everyone's favorite mascot Vulgar the clown. Also featured is the logo of the coolest comic store on the planet - Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash. Only 5 dollars!



November 7th, 1997

Kevin featured in THE WEB Magazine

THE WEB Magazine does a feature on Wired Movie Directors. Kevin Smith is featured along with Barry Levinson, Steve Oedekerk, Allison Anders, The Sichel Sisters and Les Blank.



November 6th, 1997

Scott Mosier: An integral piece of the "View Askewniverse"

INJersey interviews Scott Mosier - An Integral Part of the View Askewniverse. Scott talks about the early days with Kevin and Dave Kelin at the Vancouver Film School, making Clerks, Mallrats and Chasing Amy, Good Will Hunting, and film in general.



October 27th, 1997

Kev says...

I feel guilty about not spilling on the Chris Rock/Jimmy Olsen thing earlier, so I figure I'll tip my hat here on what's likely the next bit of casting news on 'Dogma'.

Had a meeting with Salma Hayek this morning. She was really, really, really, really smart. And funny. And insightful about the script.

That's all I'm going to say.

Also...

The Gala (which I never called it, but seems to be the easiest description for it) will likely be January 5th. There are only going to be 260 tickets sold, via this site. When, we're not sure. But we'll be giving folks the heads up before they go on sale.

Yep - VERY insightful about the script...



October 21st, 1997

Kev says...

Imagine this:

It's the Monday after Christmas (coincidentally the Monday before New Year's Eve also). The shopping/exchanging aspect to the Holiday season has passed. But you forgot to get someone a present...

Yourself.

How about this: a mini View Askew Film Fest! Screenings of the three flicks that gave birth to this website, coupled with the non-fest unveiling of a pair of flicks you've heard tons about, but have yet to see ('A Better Place' and 'Drawing Flies'). Throw in appearances by some Askew-luminaries and post-screening Q&A, a midnight birthday toast to the one and stinky... I mean ONLY Kim Loughran, and a t-shirt, and you've got an inkling of what we've got in the planning stages (for the low, low price of somewhere under fifty bucks).

Anyone interested?

Watch this space for details in the coming weeks.



October 11th, 1997

Dante Hicks T-Shirt

"I'm not even supposed to be here today", the quote that moved a nation, is now available on a t-shirt! Show your spirit and make a statement as you sport this shirt to work, to class or into society! White text on navy blue.



October 6th, 1997

Amy on video November 25th

Chasing Amy will be out on video on November 25th. The VHS version will be sold at rental price and (hopefully) be readily available for rent at your local outlet. The Criterion Laserdisc will be available in late December/Early January.



October 5th, 1997

Kevin and Jay on E!'s Stern show

Video clips from the Sept. 18th appearance by Kevin and Jay on Howard Stern are now available on the site. Check out Jay as he does his famous chant from Clerks and relive the hilarious moments with the girl who can light up a room.



September 19th, 1997

Kevin Smith-o-Rama on ZUG

ZUG - The Web's only comedy site profiles Kevin Smith and goes indepth with an interview, a tour and an original movie. Check it out now.



September 18th, 1997

Kevin and Jay on Howard Stern

Kevin and Jay join the King of All Media and attempt to determine which of three women is the one who claims to be so beautiful she "lights up a room".



August 29th, 1997

Personalized Merchandise

We announces a new price structure for personalized merchandise. Want one of Kevin's legendary personalizations on your poster or screenplay? For a measly few bucks more you can! Check this out, then personalize it!



August 28th, 1997

Clerks Bumper Sticker

Still want to look cool, but can't afford those gold rims for your ride? You can still have the most talked about car on the block by affixing the Clerks Bumper Sticker to the back of your set of wheels. When people see the Clerks typewriter logo on your car, they'll know that the guy behind the wheel put some serious investment into making his car look cool. Buy more than one and look SUPER-cool. Dimensions: 11 1/2 X 3 inches.


Snoochie Bootchie Sticker

Jay and Silent Bob make an appearance on a sticker courtesy of comic book legend Matt Wagner! This circular sticker looks cool anywhere and shows the world that you are a true fan. Dimensions: Circular - 3 inches in diameter.


Advertise the greatest comic store on the planet!

We know you've seen the Stash. We know you've bought from the Stash (right?). We know you love the Stash. Now show your support for the Stash. Grab one of these here ad banners and toss these low bandwidth treasures on your site. We highly appreciate it.



August 18th, 1997

Smith's 'Dogma' Lures Young Faithful

The Daily Variety tells us what we've all known for days. A recap of the star cast that has been assembled for Kevin's next flick 'Dogma' - to be filmed early next year.



August 14th, 1997

Yahoo! DISH reports...

"Dogma" lands LINDA FIORENTINO

Fresh from "Men in Black," Linda Fiorentino has landed the female lead in "Dogma," the next film for Kevin Smith at Miramax, where he last directed "Chasing Amy."

Chris Rock will play the role of an angel in the film, which will also star Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.

Fiorentino scored her biggest splash since "The Last Seduction" with her role as an inquisitive pathologist in "Men in Black."

Rock returns to his HBO show Sept. 12, and hosts the MTV Music Awards Sept. 4. His book, "Rock This," is out from Hyperion this October. "Dogma" gets under way in February.

[Kev's Note: Chris Rock "won't be playing an angel, as pointed out in the piece. Chris is playing Rufus (and if you don't know who that is... good)."]



August 11th, 1997

Walt Flanagan's Dog T-Shirt Available

The world's most famous rat terrier gets his very own t-shirt! See the much talked about but never before seen canine that just happens to be the second arch-nemesis of Jay and Silent Bob. This high quality t-shirt depicts Walt's dog hungrily chasing the other dynamic duo. The back says simply, "Walt Flanagan's Dog."



August 5th, 1997

THE MALLRATS SPECIAL EDITION LASERDISC!!

Kev says:

Nothing's dotted, nothing's signed, and it could all fall apart at any minute...

But in October, Image Laser Discs will be soliciting for...

Grab your socks and hose and pull...

The MALLRATS SPECIAL EDITION LASER DISC!!!!!

That's right, friends - our grass-roots campaign worked (sort of)! The street date is looking like December (around the same time as the 'Amy' disc).

Now everyone (not just those who made the trip for the Riders' 'Amy' screening) can see the shit that hit (the floor, that is), along with the available-only-on-this-site-up-until-now Goops/Jay and Silent Bob video!

Congrats, folks - you earned it!



July 28th, 1997

Chasing Amy T-Shirt Available

The same t-shirt that was given to the cast and crew of Chasing Amy during filming in April 1996 is now available to the public. On the front, the Amy comic ook cover artwork. On the back, a humorous, yet oddly philisophical message.


Road Trip: The Chasing Amy Locations

The April 8th edition of the Asbury Park Press was kind enough to print many of the Chasing Amy locations. This listing is now available on the Amy Website. Before you head off to Jack's Music Shoppe or the Quick Stop, be sure to stop into Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash.


WWWBoard Search is back

It ain't the neat and tidy Excite search we used to have, but it works pretty damn good. Search the past boards and catch up on all you've been missing.


July 27th, 1997

Kevin speaks on The Pseudo Online Network (RA)

Sean and Astra of Pseudo's Esoterica broadcast a live interview with Kevin. Hear our very own board-dwellers frosty, Violent Bob and Mordrok call in and try to get Kevin to crack on upcoming projects. Grab your Real Audio Player and turn up your volume.


News Askew Opened

News Askew is now open to provide you with the most recent updates in the View Askew-niverse. Articles, movie news and site updates will be included when available. Enjoy.

Also be sure to see News Askew/Drinks Askew for news of the land.


July 25th, 1997

Brian Quinn

Brian Quinn, the infamous crazed fan who yelled at a Kevin-hating bookstore clerk and got himself a job at View Askew for doing it is now an official member of Team Askew. Check out pictures of him and read his story of how he came to be an intern - and later - an employee of that hard to miss office in Red Bank, NJ.


July 20th, 1997

Kevin Smith - Agent of Cool

Cool Site of the Day presents: Kevin Smith - Agent of Cool. Win prizes, read yet another one of Kevin's bios and hear the Real Audio interview!


Build Your Own Chasing Amy Soundtrack

The list the entire moviegoing public has been waiting for! View Askew reveals why there will be no Amy soundtrack and encourages fans to build their own using the provided credits list.


July 20th, 1997

Kevin on NPR Fresh Air (RA)

Did you miss the NPR - Fresh Air interview with Kevin Smith? Catch it again here in Real Audio and listen in on Kevin's thoughts about Chasing Amy, comics and the View Askew Website.


Silicon babylon: Let's Talk

Karl Mamer of the Toronto Sunday Sun outlines the benefits of making a Website conversational and spotlights the View Askew Website's implementation of it's infamous WWWBoard.


Movie Delivers Moral message - David Boldt

Philidelphia Inquirer writer David Boldt writes about the moral message contained within Chasing Amy and suggests that perhaps "the only way to get a moral message across these days is to make it look immoral".



May 21st, 1997

Kevin on AOL - May 21st 1997

Kevin chats on AOL yet again and reveals the reason why there will be no Chasing Amy Soundtrack.


Mad Malcolm Ingram interviews Scott Mosier

Mad Malcolm Ingram of 'Drawing Flies' fame interviews Scott Mosier for FilmZone. Scott talks about the budget for Chasing Amy and what he thought of Mallrats.


April 1997

Jam! reviews the Chasing Amy and View Askew websites

Hester Lee Riches talks about the completeness of the Chasing Amy and View Askew Websites and descibes how an indie director has found a home on the web