Who's a friend to the King of all the monkey's?
Who's a pal to the duck who won't fly south?
Who's the buddy of the Bible Quoting Aardvark?
Who's the chum of the cat inside your mouth?

He is a cow! It's Mooby Cow!
Oh sweet Bovine, our lives to you we vow!
We want him now! That Mooby Cow!
'Cause we're all soldiers in the Mooby Troops, Ka-Pow!

Oh we'll all have some loverly adventures
with Surly and the Pat-Pat Monkey King!
And with Enoch and Little Eddie Dentures!
We'll put smiles on the grumpies as we sing!

About that cow! Mooby the Cow!
Who only moos when we beg and scream and shout!
Master of Tao! Mooby the Cow!
With only sacred enlightenedness allowed!