March 03, 2003

10. Justification for 'Dogma'

For those of you who didn't see this when Kevin posted it on the board - yup - that's Kevin as an altarboy.

Posted by mingchen at March 3, 2003 05:50 PM
29 Comments

Ummm...why is Kevin fondling the Virgin Mary? Or is that Joseph

Posted by: Mind in the Gutter on March 6, 2003 09:20 AM

Must have been a popular set... my family had the same exact plaster figures and barn when I was a kid.

Posted by: aryc on March 7, 2003 10:17 AM

GI Joe?

Posted by: Chris the Duck on March 7, 2003 02:05 PM

Kevin show us on the doll here Father O'Reily touched you.

Posted by: Ed on March 8, 2003 03:40 PM

Is that golden hued smudge Jesus, or a message from god?

Posted by: the_roadie on March 8, 2003 06:26 PM

And if it is a message from god, why does it slightly resemble a penis?

Posted by: Suckaduck on March 15, 2003 06:30 PM

I am actually genuinely curious as to what the golden glow is. I can't tell if it was candles or what. Sorry, I study the paranormal in my spare time and it looks like would be classified as a mist...but I like to look at the more mundane answers before I begin to look at the supernatural. I can't imagine it would be candles as I don't see anything for them to sit on, and Kevin's arm would be getting might toasty at that point.

Posted by: Ian J. Kuhn on March 21, 2003 02:42 PM

OR maybe it's just the yellowing of an old photo... Dumbass!

Posted by: Shane L. Franklin on March 26, 2003 11:24 AM

hey kevin if those religious critics cant see the humor in "Dogma" then screw'em you shouldnt have to defend yourself. i am a religious person and i still saw the humor i thought it was a great movie. i think an artest should never have to defend or appologise for his work

Posted by: justin bickham on March 27, 2003 02:22 PM

I would have to say that the content of Dogma, or any other Kevin Smith movie, while a bit racy, is undoubtedly the funniest bits of comedy I have ever seen. Kevin Smith is a visionary. Ha! I get it!

Posted by: Sarah on March 28, 2003 10:10 AM

is that an early version of the buddy christ figurine anyway
catholiscism WOW!

Posted by: darth spam on March 28, 2003 08:05 PM

Maybe if these brats kept there mouth shut. we wouldn't keep punishing the preists.

Posted by: brand on March 30, 2003 03:29 AM

you mean he hasn't always been fat? wowza!

Posted by: Scotty on April 9, 2003 01:42 AM

Kevin,I remember this pic.You were trying to follow in your big brothers footsteps.

Posted by: the Godmother on April 10, 2003 03:20 PM

Didn't you all ready justify at the begining of the movie that people who couldn't take a joke to not watch.

Posted by: CrazyTears on April 12, 2003 06:54 PM

i think that that is a cute pic, but i have one question..... how did you go from that to being jason mewes side kick, talking/doing drugs, and always gets put down, joked about example" lunch box loves the cock" or "tons o fun" like c'mon man, when god when ..... when wil you get to kiss a girl?" jus' kidding man, but why in the movies do you take such abuse or is that part of the comedy?

Posted by: liquid hat on May 7, 2003 10:40 PM

aww thats so cute
(kevin showing that you can go your own way)

Posted by: dave fogle on May 22, 2003 06:04 AM

IS THAT AFFLECK BEHIND HIM???? haha, afflecks huuge!!! thats sooo cool

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