ALL AUCTIONS BEGIN AT 11:00AM PST ON FRIDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2007

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That's right: View Askew has joined forces with Profiles in History - the movie prop auction house, to dump a bunch of cool shit from our archives, just in time for the holiday. You'll have to register (also at ebayliveauctions.com), but it's worth it: even if you're not into our props, they've got awesome shit from real movies (like a T-Rex head from 'Jurassic Park"). Auction starts live on Friday at 2pm EST/11am PST. All the View Askew lots: 1050-1122.

LOT 1050) BARTLEBY'S (BEN AFFLECK) COMPLETE SCREEN WORN COSTUME FROM 'DOGMA'


This 100% complete screen worn costume was worn by Ben Affleck in the Kevin Smith movie 'Dogma' and consists of the following:

  • Hugo Boss black wool overcoat
  • Size 34 black jeans
  • White henley shirt
  • Maroon t-shirt
  • Maroon Reebok hoodie
  • Black Hush Puppies dress shoes
  • Black socks

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1050) BARTLEBY'S (BEN AFFLECK) COMPLETE SCREEN WORN COSTUME FROM 'DOGMA'


This 100% complete screen worn costume was worn by Ben Affleck in the Kevin Smith movie 'Dogma' and consists of the following:

  • Hugo Boss black wool overcoat
  • Size 34 black jeans
  • White henley shirt
  • Maroon t-shirt
  • Maroon Reebok hoodie
  • Black Hush Puppies dress shoes
  • Black socks

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1051) LOKI'S (MATT DAMON) COMPLETE SCREEN WORN COSTUME FROM 'DOGMA'


This 100% complete screen worn costume was worn by MATT DAMON in the Kevin Smith movie 'Dogma' and consists of the following:

  • Black overcoat
  • St Michael's pin
  • Grey t-shirt
  • Yellow 'Infinity Highway' T-Shirt
  • Size 32 denim
  • Brown shoes
  • black socks

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1052) HIGHLANDS CLAMDIGGERS STYGIAN TRIPLEY HOCKEY JERSEY


This garment of choice was worn by one of the three evil Stygian Triplets in the movie 'Dogma.' It is a one-of-a-kind hockey jersey featuring the fictional 'Highlands Clamdiggers' hockey team - a garment that was designed and created specifically for the movie and a reference to filmmaker Kevin Smith's hometown of Highlands, New Jersey. Purposefully weathered and still in great shape this jersey is a truly unique item.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1053) CARDINAL GLICK'S (GEORGE CARLIN) HOLY BLESSED GOLD DRIVER FROM 'DOGMA'


An unlikely weapon of choice - this Odyssey golf driver was blessed by Cardinal Glick (George Carlin) and used by Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) to defeat Azrael (Jason Lee) an escaped demon in the motion picture 'Dogma.' Use it to hit holes in one or defeat evil escapees from Hell.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1054) Mooby AWARD STATUES FROM 'DOGMA'


These faux award statues announcing 1,000,000 CD sales were used as a backdrop to the Mooby's boardroom scene in the Kevin Smith movie "Dogma."

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1055) Bloody Mooby the Golden Calf poster from 'Dogma'


Covered with the blood of sinning Mooby executives, this screen used Mooby the Golden Calf poster was a showpiece in the boardroom scene with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in the Kevin Smith movie 'Dogma.' The item comes professionally framed (and still splattered with blood.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1072) SILENT BOB'S SHIRT FROM JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK


It may smell like a combination of Jason Mewes (Jay) and a monkey but it was worn with love by Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) in the movie 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.' Constructed from two shirts for that layered look, this screen used garment consists of a gray thermal shirt (Size XXL) along with a sewn in white t-shirt for comfort. It was barely taken off by Kevin and even worn when he was directing. Now it's finally been removed from his body and it can be all yours.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1073) JAY'S COSTUME FROM 'JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK'


This nearly 100% complete costume was worn by Jay (Jason Mewes) in the movie 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back' and consists of the following:

  • Yellow ski jacket outer shell
  • Screen printed 'Berserker' logo t-shirt
  • Black Track pants - size Large
  • Black knit skull cap

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1075)ELIZA DUSHKU'S 'SISSY' CATSUIT AND BOOTS FROM JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK


One of the requirements of an international jewel thief is a slinky and sexy catsuit. For those of you interested in entering the theft business or for those of you who love Eliza Dushku, this just might be your lucky day. This screen worn catsuit was worn by Eliza as she played jewel thief "Sissy" in the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back." This 100% complete costume also includes the size 7 1/2 boots which were also worn by Eliza.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1076)Justice's (SHANNON ELIZABETH) costume from 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back'


This screen used "hero" costume was worn by sexy, sexy heroine Justice (Shannon Elizabeth) in the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" and consists of a green tank, an Earl Jeans knee length skirt and a gold bracelet.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.

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LOT 1077)POTZER'S INC. SIGN FROM 'JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK'


This huge wooden sign features the logo of Holden McNeil's (Ben Affleck) new design ventured entitled, Potzer's, inc. Featured in the movie 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back,' this sign can be seen as Jay & Silent Bob visit Holden's design studio.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1078)LIGHT UP BLUNT PENALIZATION ANALYZER SIGN FROM JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK


This very large prop is featured in the movie set within a movie for Bluntman & Chronic. Displayed on the right side of the Bluntcave, this sign features the criminals and villains of the Bluntman & Chronic world within an easy to read high tech display.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1079)ET GETAWAY BIKE FROM JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK


It was the getaway vehicle of choice and the only method of transportation Jay & Silent Bob could find in a pinch on the faux Miramax set from the movie 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.' It is 100% complete and features not only the red bike but also the basket which carried Susanne the monkey. This bike can be hung and displayed or ridden. We do not recommend using it to jump off golf carts ET-style as is shown in the movie. But then again, once it's yours you can do as you please.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1080)BLUNTMAN & CHRONIC PREMIERE MOVIE MARQUEE


The movie of the summer needs a marquee to match the hype. This screen used movie marquee was used at the end of the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" at the famous El Rey Theatre in California and advertises the centerpiece movie within a movie, "Bluntman & Chronic." Feeaturing the official Bluntman & Chronic text logo and sihouette, this unique piece is huge and displayable.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1081)Scooby Doo square 'DOG' dog collar from 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back'


You never know who you'll meet when hitchiking on the road. The colorful square DOG collar was used in the 'Scooby Doo" parody scene and worn by the canine in the Kevin Smith movie 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back."

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1082)Colorado Diamond Exchange security keypad from 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back'


Featured prominently in the diamond heist scene in the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" this faux security keypad was hacked by actress Ali Larter and used to gain entry into the Colorado Diamond Exchange.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1083)JAY'S PENIS CUP AND Just add 87 cents Bovine Size It display from 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back'


"Dude, I think I just filled the cup." This suggestive screen used "Penis Cup" was used in the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" by actor Jason Mewes (Jay).

ALSO INCLUDED - The 'Just add 97 cents' display was used front in center inside the Mooby's restaurant where Jay & Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith) meet up with heroine Justice (Shannon Elizabeth) in the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back." Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1084)Assorted Nails cigarette cartons (light, menthol and unfiltered) from 'JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK'


These screen used faux ciagarette cartons highlight the fictional brand "Nails" and were used as a backdrop to the Quick Stop Groceries set in the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back." The winner will receive an assortment of Nails Unfiltered, Nails Light and Nails Menthol cartons.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1085)Keep Off - Bong Reactor High Voltage sign from 'Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back'


There is a lot of high tech and dangerous equipment in Bluntman & Chronic's 'Bluntcave' and because safety comes first, warning signs are placed everywhere. This screen used prop is one of those signs and was used in the Kevin Smith movie "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back."

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1109)GEORGE CARLIN'S HIGHLANDS, NEW JERSEY WORK JACKET from 'JERSEY GIRL'


Worn by Bart Trinke (George Carlin) and featured prominently in the Kevin Smith movie 'Jersey Girl,' this brown workman's style jacket is embroidered with a Highlands, New Jersey logo which calls back to the locale of the film. This jacket is a screen used item.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1110)LIV TYLER'S MAYA BRA FROM 'JERSEY GIRL'


This beautiful light blue push-up bra was worn by Maya (Liv Tyler) in the movie 'Jersey Girl' as she attempts to seduce an up-until-that-moment celibate Ollie Trinke (Ben Affleck.) In pristine condition, this bra was screen used.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1111) OLLIE TRINKE'S (BEN AFFLECK) 'MUSIC PIMP' SCREEN WORN SHIRT FROM KEVIN SMITH'S 'JERSEY GIRL'


This vintaged blue t-shirt was worn by Ben Affleck and screen used in the Kevin Smith movie 'Jersey Girl' and is a callback to the former career his character, Ollie Trinke, used to have as a public relations flak.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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LOT 1122) 'IF YOU PLAN TO SHOPLIFT, PLEASE LET US KNOW. THANKS' SCREEN USED SIGN FROM CLERKS II AND ROSARIO DAWSON'S GREEN 'BECKY' CAMISOLE FROM 'CLERKS II'


It was a centerpiece item in the original 'Clerks' and it makes it's return in the sequel 'Clerks II.' Handwritten with the messy chicken scratch of writer/director Kevin Smith himself, this sign is featured prominently in the touching closing scene of the film.

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She acted in it, she argued in it, and if you're a fan of the movie 'Clerks II' you'll definitely remember that she danced in it. This dark green camisole was worn by the beautiful Rosario Dawson in the movie 'Clerks II.' Made in the USA and constructed of soft 100% cotton, this costume piece can be either worn or displayed lovingly.

Included in this auction is a signed Certificate of Authenticity signed by filmmaker Kevin Smith.


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