|"I come from a planet very far away..."
T.S. makes a bespectacled Brandi re-enact a Clark Kent scene in which she reveals that she is from 'A planet very far way... a planet called... Krypton!"
(Scene restored after T.S. pulls into Brandi's driveway)
|"...maybe your relationship wasn't on firm ground to begin with"
T.S. has second thoughts about hanging out at the mall while in the parking lot.
(Scene restored before Brodie's "I LOVE the smell of commerce in the morning!")
|"Would you look at that shine..."
Brodie takes extra special note about the shine on Svenning's junior college ring.
(Cut Stinkpalm scene at the stage replaces with this)
|"Take them away!"
Svenning does little jig and gorges on Brodie's special melty(moldy?) chocolate pretzels as T.S. and Brodie are being taken away by LaFours.
(Arrest scene at the stage extended)
|"Would you like to partake in a psychological study?"
Tricia attempts to distract LaFours from Jay and Bob's hijinks by asking him to participate in her study. Note Silent Bob's rope on the right.
Different footage used in place of Ben's 'New Kids' request.
|"...you are under arrest"
Svenning gets arrested for putting on a lewd show and violating 19 FCC regulations.
(Extension of Brodie's talk show proposal scene)
|"When I'm relaxed... I get sick."
Brodie's farting in front of Rene story is redubbed into a story about vomiting in front of her.
|"...do you think her faithful fans could handle the shock?"
The Superman speech is redubbed to elimate Superman's 'load like a shotgun'.
|"All it took was a phat karate punch!"
|Also be sure to check out News Askew's ABC Mallrats page for the restored scenes in VIVO format and for information about what was changed.|
|Sounds from the ABC version of Mallrats can be found here. An index for these sounds will be generated shortly.|
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