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NAME: |
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Dante Hicks |
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OCCUPATION: |
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A Seemingly permanent fixture at the Quick Stop Convenience Store
in Leonardo, New Jersey. |
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| DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS:
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Whining... lots of whining. Breaking down
after very little persuasion or threat. Unpercetiveness. |
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| FREQUENTLY SEEN:
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Pining over ex-girfriends, especially
one (1) Caitlin Bree. Working on all of his days off. |
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| RECOMMENDED TREATMENT:
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Just a good, swift, kick in the ass. |
