Posted by Duke_of_Fluke at 194.129.43.14 on October 13, 1999 at 21:15:36:
In Reply to: CLERKS: THE LOST SCENES comic ad...I smell a rat! posted by Frank Reynolds on October 13, 1999 at 20:54:37:
It's crazy, but it just might work.
I'm thinking "Jersey Trilogy - Special Editions". Digitally (not to mention genetically) enhanced versions of everyone's fave Jersey movies. Kevin will be removing Silent Bob from the movie and replacing it with an anamatronic/CGI version of Suzanne the orang-utang. Dante (and Dante only) will be colorised and the "Egg-tester scene", although shorter in the original, will be restored to its original 3 hour length, an allegorical tale of man's search for perfection through the medium of cinema, art and interpretative dance.
Oh yes, it will be so.
Cheers