Posted by Banky Fan at spider-tn052.proxy.aol.com on October 13, 1999 at 22:55:18:
In Reply to: You're MAD, but... posted by Duke_of_Fluke on October 13, 1999 at 21:15:36:
: I'm thinking "Jersey Trilogy - Special Editions". Digitally (not to mention genetically) enhanced versions of everyone's fave Jersey movies. Kevin will be removing Silent Bob from the movie and replacing it with an anamatronic/CGI version of Suzanne the orang-utang. Dante (and Dante only) will be colorised and the "Egg-tester scene", although shorter in the original, will be restored to its original 3 hour length, an allegorical tale of man's search for perfection through the medium of cinema, art and interpretative dance.
They should take 'Rats and replace London with Jeff Anderson (and, if they aren't too cheap, Fiorentino as Brandi)
M@tt
(who's wondering if they'll do that CGI Brodie Bruce scene that was cut out of CLERKS due to time and money)