Posted by Marilyn at anubis.sabre.net on November 22, 1999 at 16:20:01:
In Reply to: Kevin Smith, you owe me $7.50 posted by Nocturne on November 22, 1999 at 14:48:28:
: Well, being the smithite that I was, I, of course, went to see Dogma as soon as I was able(last nite).
This is a load of bullshit...if you were a 'Smithite' you would've seen the film on opening day, you fuckin' loser...
After seeing the film, Kevin Smith, you owe me the price of admission. I've never been so ripped off before!
Kevin Smith owes you the shit that swirls his bowl after a good chili eating contest. Furthermore, I find it hard to believe this is the worst you've ever been ripped off...Did you not see "The Bone Collector"?
You used to be a good director. What happened?
Umm...something has happened....he got better
: Things that ruined my evening and film-going experience:
: 1)The flat acting. I KNOW Ben Affleck sucks ass, but the rest of your case? Well, I was expecting more. Did they just get their lines the night before filming? They were so lifeless!
What the fuck are you squabbling about? You only wish Affleck sucked ass.
: 2)The poorly shot scenes. You did this all in no more than two takes, right? I hope so, because it certainly looked that way. If not, you just suck.
I'm so glad you're such a genious that you can tell a respectable indie director how to shoot a film....how many films have you had made or produced? Yea, I thought so...
: 3)The hockey kid demons. Kevin Smith, you were reading FAR too many issues of mage when you wrote them into the script. Quit aping your superiors.
You are saying FAR too many nonsense words to continue with your rant
: 4)Ben Affleck. He needs to be singled out. Even IF the movie was actually good, his poor acting would have ruined it for me.
Wtf? How many bones did you smoke before seeing the film? Dogma is one of Affleck's best acting gigs....
: 5) Alanis Morrisette. It’s not that I’m opposed to a female god(hey, I don’t believe in God, why should I care what sex it is?) but HER?!?! WHAT the hell was she doing? She wasn’t playing God. Perhaps God’s retarded younger sister; but not God. You want a whimsical god? Watch “Time Bandits” again, TG does it right.
There goes that geniousness again....I find it ironic that you seem to know too much about how one should play God yet you don't believe there is a God...ummm...I'm confused....
You are certainly entitled to your opinion, but I would like to say that there are very few 'Smithites' who agree with you. You shant get any sympathy here, so shut the fuck up...
Marilyn
Who's tired of these assinine pricks who think they know everything
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