Sister, I couldn't have said it better!!

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: : : Well, being the smithite that I was, I, of course, went to see Dogma as soon as I was able(last nite). : : This is a load of bullshit...if you were a 'Smithite' you would've seen the film on opening day, you fuckin' loser... : : After seeing the film, Kevin Smith, you owe me the price of admission. I've never been so ripped off before! : : Kevin Smith owes you the shit that swirls his bowl after a good chili eating contest. Furthermore, I find it hard to believe this is the worst you've ever been ripped off...Did you not see "The Bone Collector"? : : You used to be a good director. What happened? : : Umm...something has happened....he got better : : : Things that ruined my evening and film-going experience: : : : 1)The flat acting. I KNOW Ben Affleck sucks ass, but the rest of your case? Well, I was expecting more. Did they just get their lines the night before filming? They were so lifeless! : : What the fuck are you squabbling about? You only wish Affleck sucked ass. : : : 2)The poorly shot scenes. You did this all in no more than two takes, right? I hope so, because it certainly looked that way. If not, you just suck. : : I'm so glad you're such a genious that you can tell a respectable indie director how to shoot a film....how many films have you had made or produced? Yea, I thought so... : : : 3)The hockey kid demons. Kevin Smith, you were reading FAR too many issues of mage when you wrote them into the script. Quit aping your superiors. : : You are saying FAR too many nonsense words to continue with your rant : : : 4)Ben Affleck. He needs to be singled out. Even IF the movie was actually good, his poor acting would have ruined it for me. : : Wtf? How many bones did you smoke before seeing the film? Dogma is one of Affleck's best acting gigs.... : : : 5) Alanis Morrisette. It’s not that I’m opposed to a female god(hey, I don’t believe in God, why should I care what sex it is?) but HER?!?! WHAT the hell was she doing? She wasn’t playing God. Perhaps God’s retarded younger sister; but not God. You want a whimsical god? Watch “Time Bandits” again, TG does it right. : : There goes that geniousness again....I find it ironic that you seem to know too much about how one should play God yet you don't believe there is a God...ummm...I'm confused.... : : : : You are certainly entitled to your opinion, but I would like to say that there are very few 'Smithites' who agree with you. You shant get any sympathy here, so shut the fuck up... : : Marilyn : : Who's tired of these assinine pricks who think they know everything : : :

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