Posted by Mr. Apathy at spider-wb022.proxy.aol.com on November 29, 1999 at 00:43:41:
Okay, Kevin, what in the deal?
Do you hate 12th grade comp students? Because those of us trying to do reports on our favorite director are having just a wee bit of trouble digging up any info on your past. Don't you have a biographer? Kevin, inquiring minds like mine wanna know! Where did you grow up? What did you do in high school? Were you personally involved in watergate? What did you mean when you told Vivian Leigh that Frankly, you didn't give a damn? Do you ever think back to your days on the set of Family Matters as the loveable goof Erkle? Do you derive your energy straight from the yellow sun? Is Cigarette smoking man really your father? Do you regret missing Fisk's homerun to meet your wife? Where did you put Jimmy Hoffa? Who stopped the rain? Did you really coin the phrase "Who's your daddy?" Do you see dead people? After getting drenched in pig's blood at your prom, did you use psychic powers to destroy all the other people?
ANSWER ME, MAN!