Posted by Tony Clifton. at spider-tf042.proxy.aol.com on December 23, 1999 at 02:43:25:
In Reply to: who are you to say they won't posted by Malcolm Load on December 23, 1999 at 02:28:11:
::Speaking as someone who loves him the comedy, it was fun to watch a guy make himself laugh (and sometime nobody else) while the whole world watched, confused as Denise Richards when she hit upon a really big word in the TAIL LIGHTS FADE script.
::Ummmmm...I can only assume that this poorly written pargraph was suppoused to inject some insight into an already belaboured point AND "good-naturedly" take a stab at me......Which I deserve....for so FOOLISHLY presenting a critique of a film.......so close to mine being so harshly critiqued
I just thought it would be cute to see three poorly written paragraphs in a row. How youse guys doing? Films coming along? Man in the Moon bad or good? What the hell is all this nonsense? I was away doing a little thing with Jimmy the sandwich kid and when I came back I decided to search out all the old questions. But what's this? A lot of wind going back and forth. Malcolm's involved, big surprise there. I knew a kid like Malcolm when I was in the can. He was a guard named "Burly" Bennie. He used to yell at a few of the guys something awful. Never knew when to shut his mouth but he yelled at street punks so it didn't make no difference to me or the crew. One day he yelled at Amatto. Took them five days to clean Burly out of the mess hall. I don't know nothing about that, I was just mopping the floors. Or so I want you to believe. Never mind that. I want to turn my attention to Brian or HUBER. Now see, I seen this before so many times you would laugh silly as I have would you to know. Did that come out right? See I was educated on the streets; I don't know much about diction. But I do know one thing. When a girl likes you, you can piss in her sink, won't make no difference. Well, looks like Malcolm can come into Huber's kitchen with a big grin on his face, drop his Diesel's and squat on the porcelin. A big plop later, and Brian, HUBER (whatever the fuck your name is) will wear a smile from one ear to the other."Come here and give me a big kiss!" Broads are funny that way. I gotta go, Petey just called. So whens you kids getting married? Either masturbate or get off the sink.