Posted by Placenta Jones at 198.109.1.30 on December 28, 1999 at 16:27:52:
In Reply to: Holy Crapfest, Batman.... posted by SunViking on December 28, 1999 at 16:15:22:
: Terri :)
: Who doesn't care who Affleck is dating, and will slap the first person who suggests that Damon play Robin.
Just imagine...
Ben as Batman - "Do you what my favorite part of my day is, Dick? When I'm coming home from patrol, back to the cave, and there's that few secons when I hope that you're not here anymore. That you've taken off. That you've become Nightwing and gone away. That's the best part of my day. Well... that and when I get Catwoman in a full nelson and... never mind."
Man, I love Ben to pieces, but I've never seen him play a completely HARD BAD-ASS character yet. The rough, beefy, frat boy stuff he's done doesn't count. I'm just not sure I can take Ben beating people up seriously.
Imagine...
Batman runs across two rooftops, swings on a lamppost, jumps onto a moving car, slams into a purse-snatcher, and throw him into a wall.
Batman - "Hey! You messed up my cabbage patch!"
I'd just start giggling.
Oh well,
Placenta