Posted by Beav at lpch-fin-pc19.stanford.edu on February 08, 2000 at 19:37:12:
In Reply to: Please everyone read my post on Last Board & ?'s posted by Mr.CombatisMattSaxe on February 08, 2000 at 18:11:09:
Randal is into hermaphroditic porn and your using him as an example??
In case you didn't get it, in case you didn't understand, I WAS DEAD SERIOUS WHEN I WROTE MY SEATBELTS POST. Do you think I enjoy reading about people my age getting paralyzed and dying because they couldn't take two seconds and buckle their seatbelts? Don't you find it ironic that the one guy who came out of it with nary a scratch did so because he was wearing his belt??
My sympathy for someone who dies because they couldn't find the time to strap in ranks right up there with those who feel the need to race a train to the RR crossing, and wind up having to be picked out of their cars with tweezers. It's so easy to avoid death in that manner, yet hundreds of people insist on taking that risk. It's a damn shame. Now quit boring me.
is the Jay and Silent Bob cameo in Scream 3 worth my money?
No amount of money is worth sitting through a Scream movie. Save it for a rental, if at all.
: 2. This probably has been asked, but still, "What other title would you have given "Dogma"?
1)"God-ma", the story of Cinderella's twinkle-toes benefactor.
2)"See This Movie!"
3)"Leonard, Part 7"
: 3. What kind of character do you think they'll give Kevin on "Law & Order"?
Corner hot-dog vendor. "Chu wan muster widdat?"
Carolyn McCormick's valet.
Rosie O'Donnell's loofah.
: Thanks for reading. I hope you are all doing well. Your View Askew friend, Mr.Combat-Matthew Saxe
I hope you learn to buckle your seatbelt, Sparky.
The Beav, gettin' paid!