it sounds like the "If Venis is Sinking" song

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: And if Venis is sinking, I'm going under. If beauty's religion well it's christaned me with wonder... : don't wiorry, i know you've never heard it before. : : : Run Forrest, Run! : : Goading unstable people to shoot their alternate lifestyle neighbors, next, on Jenny Jones! More white trash, next, on Springer! : at least they still have shows. : are you at work? that sucks! : : : Well, if Broadie can host the tonight show, maybe Gwen got silicone. Heck, maybe she even dates Bob now. Let's just hope T.S. doesn't elbow her again. : : I didn't know girls were so sensitive in that region, I thought those things served as armor or something. Seeing a guy get kicked in the nads isn't as funny anymore, eh? : Nah, it's still funny. They are only sensitive sometimes. And remember, Gwen clearly illistrated that she was not wearing any armor. : : : You know, I was never really into Peanuts, but I admire the man. : : Banky was one of those minor Peanuts characters, hung out with Shermy, PigPen, and Franklin a lot. He was a little too foul-mouthed for the times though. : I am totally and utterly laughing my ass off. : I like the strip where Pig Pen asked why Banky's magazines were stuck together. : At least Banky has job security now. Take that Holden. : : : Oh, and Kevin owes me for using my "dead guy experience." Previously I had no idea that he had read my autobiography. : : Kevin's inspiration was you??? OH MY GOD! Were you revived with a candy cane, too? Or by other methods... : candy cane? where the hell did that come from? : I like candy corn better. : : : Yeah, I'm Billy Baldwin and your Sharron Stone. : : : (cue the UB:40 song) :) : : Well, good like trying to get a "snatch" shot outta me. I though Canada bombed the Baldwin boys back to the Stone-Age. Blame Canada! : I'll get the navy on it first thing. : : : The soundtrack's pretty good. I still really wish that they had released an 'Amy soundtrack. And well, I was disapointed by Dogma's ST. I'm not one for score. Where is Smalls? I haven't seen him 'round lately. Maybe he was the one who had the nervous breakdown and turned into Patterson. : : I think you've stumbled on to something there. Kinda like the whole LaToya/Michael/Janet conundrum. No wonder Lisa Marie is so weirded out now. : WHAT? : I still think Lisa Marie's pretty. But I much prefer the Lisa Marie that's dating Tim Burton. : Not Tim Hortons. : : : I never said thank you holy one... i deny it, damn it! : : The proof is in the pudding. : Thanks Bill Cosby : : : But the big question is, do you have the American/Austrilian accent. : : I've got ALL the accents. Oy! (anyone remember Jocko? the freak battery guy from Australia? What the hell was that?) : Woah. guess who I saw today. kidding, I achually didn't. : I know Jocksir (sic) from that Xena show. : Playing By Heart is a pretty good film. You know who it has in it? : : : At least I didn't buy Mariah tockets today :P : : I don't know what you are talking about. Stop spreading those dirty rumors! I'm surprised Mariah can tear herself away from the bedroom long enough to put a concert on, let alone a whole tour! : You're one to talk, Mr. Las Vegas. : : Beee-eee-eee-ee-eav, beav, beav, beeeee-eeav... : Ward, I think you better have a talk with the Beaver. : Keri-Jolie

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