venis? Venus? huh, wha?

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: : that sorta sounds like a song. : : : : Bite your tounge. Jenny will never, ever be boring. She is the goddess. There has never been a more tallented woman. Wait, who was I talking about again? : : : Jenny Jones? : : Run Forrest, Run! : Goading unstable people to shoot their alternate lifestyle neighbors, next, on Jenny Jones! More white trash, next, on Springer! : : : : Well, if he can't get Joey, maybe he'll try for Jenny. After all, she likes showing her tits too. : : : Yeah, but Joey has teeny tiny tits. Jenny has gigantic science-enhanced boobs. That's the other reason I had to let her go, she kept whackin' me in the head with them, givin' me black eyes. Sure, she couldn't control herself in the throes of passion, but c'mon.... : : Well, if Broadie can host the tonight show, maybe Gwen got silicone. Heck, maybe she even dates Bob now. Let's just hope T.S. doesn't elbow her again. : I didn't know girls were so sensitive in that region, I thought those things served as armor or something. Seeing a guy get kicked in the nads isn't as funny anymore, eh? : : : : Shit. I wrote an uninvolved story with a character named Willam like five years ago. Needless to say, it hasn't made me rich yet. Hense, no royalties will come from me :( : : : Kevin still owes me royalties for using the word "Banky". I copyrighted that years ago. : : You know, I was never really into Peanuts, but I admire the man. : Banky was one of those minor Peanuts characters, hung out with Shermy, PigPen, and Franklin a lot. He was a little too foul-mouthed for the times though. : : Oh, and Kevin owes me for using my "dead guy experience." Previously I had no idea that he had read my autobiography. : Kevin's inspiration was you??? OH MY GOD! Were you revived with a candy cane, too? Or by other methods... : : : : In the only one I ever saw, the hidden picture was Jesus on the cross. How's that for Catholic guilt? : : : : Oh an Beav, I heard their easier to see when your sober. : : : Hey, do you have a hidden camera on me or something?? :) : : Yeah, I'm Billy Baldwin and your Sharron Stone. : : (cue the UB:40 song) :) : Well, good like trying to get a "snatch" shot outta me. I though Canada bombed the Baldwin boys back to the Stone-Age. Blame Canada! : : : : I still want to know what the Mallrats ST cover's is. Do you think anyone else is reading our annoyingly long thread? Do you think there's anyone out there that could help out a sitta in need? : : : I don't have the soundtrack, so I couldn't tell ya. I'm sure Smalls is reading this right now, and has printed it and pasted it in his gigantic scrapbook labeled "NAUGHTY BAD PEOPLE WHO I WILL PUNISH VERY SOON" : : The soundtrack's pretty good. I still really wish that they had released an 'Amy soundtrack. And well, I was disapointed by Dogma's ST. I'm not one for score. Where is Smalls? I haven't seen him 'round lately. Maybe he was the one who had the nervous breakdown and turned into Patterson. : I think you've stumbled on to something there. Kinda like the whole LaToya/Michael/Janet conundrum. No wonder Lisa Marie is so weirded out now. : : : : Thank you holy one. : : : You bet! Don't forget to spread the PB5K gospel! : : I never said thank you holy one... i deny it, damn it! : The proof is in the pudding. : : : : keri-jade5K : : : : (who still doesn't think Ethan Hawke looks like Jude Law). : : : Not even close! But I have heard that I look just like Mel Gibson... : : : PB5K : : But the big question is, do you have the American/Austrilian accent. : I've got ALL the accents. Oy! (anyone remember Jocko? the freak battery guy from Australia? What the hell was that?) : : At least I didn't buy Mariah tockets today :P : I don't know what you are talking about. Stop spreading those dirty rumors! I'm surprised Mariah can tear herself away from the bedroom long enough to put a concert on, let alone a whole tour! : Beee-eee-eee-ee-eav, beav, beav, beeeee-eeav...

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