Posted by keri-jade at ts3-14t-23.idirect.com on February 13, 2000 at 23:17:44:
In Reply to: Christ on a sailboat! posted by PowerBeav 5000 on February 13, 2000 at 19:56:40:
that sorta sounds like a song.
: : Bite your tounge. Jenny will never, ever be boring. She is the goddess. There has never been a more tallented woman. Wait, who was I talking about again?
: Jenny Jones?
Run Forrest, Run!
: : Well, if he can't get Joey, maybe he'll try for Jenny. After all, she likes showing her tits too.
: Yeah, but Joey has teeny tiny tits. Jenny has gigantic science-enhanced boobs. That's the other reason I had to let her go, she kept whackin' me in the head with them, givin' me black eyes. Sure, she couldn't control herself in the throes of passion, but c'mon....
Well, if Broadie can host the tonight show, maybe Gwen got silicone. Heck, maybe she even dates Bob now. Let's just hope T.S. doesn't elbow her again.
: : Shit. I wrote an uninvolved story with a character named Willam like five years ago. Needless to say, it hasn't made me rich yet. Hense, no royalties will come from me :(
: Kevin still owes me royalties for using the word "Banky". I copyrighted that years ago.
You know, I was never really into Peanuts, but I admire the man.
Oh, and Kevin owes me for using my "dead guy experience." Previously I had no idea that he had read my autobiography.
: : In the only one I ever saw, the hidden picture was Jesus on the cross. How's that for Catholic guilt?
: : Oh an Beav, I heard their easier to see when your sober.
: Hey, do you have a hidden camera on me or something?? :)
Yeah, I'm Billy Baldwin and your Sharron Stone.
(cue the UB:40 song) :)
: : I still want to know what the Mallrats ST cover's is. Do you think anyone else is reading our annoyingly long thread? Do you think there's anyone out there that could help out a sitta in need?
: I don't have the soundtrack, so I couldn't tell ya. I'm sure Smalls is reading this right now, and has printed it and pasted it in his gigantic scrapbook labeled "NAUGHTY BAD PEOPLE WHO I WILL PUNISH VERY SOON"
The soundtrack's pretty good. I still really wish that they had released an 'Amy soundtrack. And well, I was disapointed by Dogma's ST. I'm not one for score. Where is Smalls? I haven't seen him 'round lately. Maybe he was the one who had the nervous breakdown and turned into Patterson.
: : Thank you holy one.
: You bet! Don't forget to spread the PB5K gospel!
I never said thank you holy one... i deny it, damn it!
: : keri-jade5K
: : (who still doesn't think Ethan Hawke looks like Jude Law).
: Not even close! But I have heard that I look just like Mel Gibson...
: PB5K
But the big question is, do you have the American/Austrilian accent.
At least I didn't buy Mariah tockets today :P