Posted by PowerBeav 5000 at pool0912.cvx21-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net on February 13, 2000 at 19:56:40:
In Reply to: A sailboat or christ? posted by keri-jade on February 13, 2000 at 18:49:16:
: Bite your tounge. Jenny will never, ever be boring. She is the goddess. There has never been a more tallented woman. Wait, who was I talking about again?
Jenny Jones?
: Well, if he can't get Joey, maybe he'll try for Jenny. After all, she likes showing her tits too.
Yeah, but Joey has teeny tiny tits. Jenny has gigantic science-enhanced boobs. That's the other reason I had to let her go, she kept whackin' me in the head with them, givin' me black eyes. Sure, she couldn't control herself in the throes of passion, but c'mon....
: Shit. I wrote an uninvolved story with a character named Willam like five years ago. Needless to say, it hasn't made me rich yet. Hense, no royalties will come from me :(
Kevin still owes me royalties for using the word "Banky". I copyrighted that years ago.
: In the only one I ever saw, the hidden picture was Jesus on the cross. How's that for Catholic guilt?
: Oh an Beav, I heard their easier to see when your sober.
Hey, do you have a hidden camera on me or something?? :)
: I still want to know what the Mallrats ST cover's is. Do you think anyone else is reading our annoyingly long thread? Do you think there's anyone out there that could help out a sitta in need?
I don't have the soundtrack, so I couldn't tell ya. I'm sure Smalls is reading this right now, and has printed it and pasted it in his gigantic scrapbook labeled "NAUGHTY BAD PEOPLE WHO I WILL PUNISH VERY SOON"
: Lotion is just something they put in there to make you buy it. That's the conclusion I've come to. what the hell's some lotion supposed to do anyway? I want cotton. Nice, light fluffy cotton. Is that too much to ask?
: Thank you holy one.
You bet! Don't forget to spread the PB5K gospel!
: keri-jade5K
: (who still doesn't think Ethan Hawke looks like Jude Law).
Not even close! But I have heard that I look just like Mel Gibson...
PB5K