A sailboat or christ?

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Posted by keri-jade at ts3-4t-120.tor.idirect.com on February 13, 2000 at 18:49:16:

In Reply to: Re: just like Gwyneth, she's better as a brunette posted by PowerBeav 5000 on February 13, 2000 at 03:41:49:

: : I guess Jenny MacCarthy had big shoes to fill.

: She got to be too boring, "menage-a-trois, menage-a-trois!" all the time. Yawn.

Bite your tounge. Jenny will never, ever be boring. She is the goddess. There has never been a more tallented woman. Wait, who was I talking about again?

: : Do you think Kevin will ever put MacCarthy in one of his films? I think she could fill in for Caitlan or Gwen... :)

: Caitlin: not mean enough, would look weird with brunette dye-job
: Gwen: more likely, already has the right hair-color and spacey demeanor.

Well, if he can't get Joey, maybe he'll try for Jenny. After all, she likes showing her tits too.

: : Interesting View Askew postscript to this drival about Ethan's novel: His lead character is nammed Willam. No word on if he sees the sailboat though. :*(

: Does he owe Kevin royalties now? Kevin, didn't you copyright the name Willam?? Where's that SUPS when we need him most?

Shit. I wrote an uninvolved story with a character named Willam like five years ago. Needless to say, it hasn't made me rich yet. Hense, no royalties will come from me :(

: : Is the cover of the Mallrats soundtrack a hidden pic of a sailboat? I'm like Willam I suppose. I just can't see those things.

: I avoided that whole fad like the plague, I get headaches way too easy to be doing that shit with my eyes.

In the only one I ever saw, the hidden picture was Jesus on the cross. How's that for Catholic guilt?
Oh an Beav, I heard their easier to see when your sober.

I still want to know what the Mallrats ST cover's is. Do you think anyone else is reading our annoyingly long thread? Do you think there's anyone out there that could help out a sitta in need?

: : : All who stand in my way are crushed like bugs. It's an unfortunate side-effect of super-being-dom. Hey, I have a heart though... those poor dumb kids. They stood too close to greatness. PowerBeav5000 sez "Buckle Up For Safety!"

: : Wow, Burger King had a simular theory with their poke-balls.

: Ouch! You've got a mean streak, but that's OK, you can always use the Kleenex ColdCare with Lotion defense. I hate those things too! Burger King and Pokemon not only suck, but dangerously so.

Lotion is just something they put in there to make you buy it. That's the conclusion I've come to. what the hell's some lotion supposed to do anyway? I want cotton. Nice, light fluffy cotton. Is that too much to ask?

: : keri-jade5k

: Ah, you have achieved the Grand Enlightenment. May you go in peace,

: PowerBeav5000

Thank you holy one.

keri-jade5K

(who still doesn't think Ethan Hawke looks like Jude Law).

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Christ on a sailboat! PowerBeav 5000 19:56:40 2/13/00 (3)
- if venis is sinking... keri-jade 23:17:44 2/13/00 (2)
  - venis? Venus? huh, wha? Beav 01:05:48 2/14/00 (1)
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: : : I guess Jenny MacCarthy had big shoes to fill. : : She got to be too boring, "menage-a-trois, menage-a-trois!" all the time. Yawn. : Bite your tounge. Jenny will never, ever be boring. She is the goddess. There has never been a more tallented woman. Wait, who was I talking about again? : : : Do you think Kevin will ever put MacCarthy in one of his films? I think she could fill in for Caitlan or Gwen... :) : : Caitlin: not mean enough, would look weird with brunette dye-job : : Gwen: more likely, already has the right hair-color and spacey demeanor. : Well, if he can't get Joey, maybe he'll try for Jenny. After all, she likes showing her tits too. : : : Interesting View Askew postscript to this drival about Ethan's novel: His lead character is nammed Willam. No word on if he sees the sailboat though. :*( : : Does he owe Kevin royalties now? Kevin, didn't you copyright the name Willam?? Where's that SUPS when we need him most? : Shit. I wrote an uninvolved story with a character named Willam like five years ago. Needless to say, it hasn't made me rich yet. Hense, no royalties will come from me :( : : : Is the cover of the Mallrats soundtrack a hidden pic of a sailboat? I'm like Willam I suppose. I just can't see those things. : : I avoided that whole fad like the plague, I get headaches way too easy to be doing that shit with my eyes. : In the only one I ever saw, the hidden picture was Jesus on the cross. How's that for Catholic guilt? : Oh an Beav, I heard their easier to see when your sober. : I still want to know what the Mallrats ST cover's is. Do you think anyone else is reading our annoyingly long thread? Do you think there's anyone out there that could help out a sitta in need? : : : : : All who stand in my way are crushed like bugs. It's an unfortunate side-effect of super-being-dom. Hey, I have a heart though... those poor dumb kids. They stood too close to greatness. PowerBeav5000 sez "Buckle Up For Safety!" : : : Wow, Burger King had a simular theory with their poke-balls. : : Ouch! You've got a mean streak, but that's OK, you can always use the Kleenex ColdCare with Lotion defense. I hate those things too! Burger King and Pokemon not only suck, but dangerously so. : Lotion is just something they put in there to make you buy it. That's the conclusion I've come to. what the hell's some lotion supposed to do anyway? I want cotton. Nice, light fluffy cotton. Is that too much to ask? : : : keri-jade5k : : Ah, you have achieved the Grand Enlightenment. May you go in peace, : : PowerBeav5000 : Thank you holy one. : keri-jade5K : (who still doesn't think Ethan Hawke looks like Jude Law).

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