Posted by Isis at d1053.dialup.cornell.edu on February 23, 2000 at 21:55:55:
Dear Kevin Smith and View Askew workers,
You guys sincerely rock. Everything you do is fabulous & wonderful. I would take a bullet for you and also be f***ed up the butt by Mickey Mouse in your stead. I worship at the shrine of the convenience store. Jay and Silent Bob are my gurus.
Now on to my questions. Is Chasing Amy about bisexuality and how fear destroys love? Is Dogma about Catholicism? Do you recommend "donkey punching" for thrills and giggles? Can I get some free View Askew merchandise all signed by Kevin? Does Kevin imitate life or does life imitate Kevin? Will there be a Clerks 2?
-- I
Perfectly on topic, perfectly repetitive, perfectly pointless.
P.S. I understand that my sarcastic tone may call down the wrath of the webmasters, but I'm trying to make a point here. This is a completely on-topic post and it's an utter waste of space. I encourage whoever monitors this board to remove it, not b/c it's off-topic, but b/c it's unintelligent, unimaginative, and it's been done a zillion times before.