Posted by MadKow at proxy-628.public.rwc.webtv.net on February 23, 2000 at 22:04:51:
In Reply to: (An experiment) I love Kevin Smith & View Askew! posted by Isis on February 23, 2000 at 21:55:55:
: Dear Kevin Smith and View Askew workers,
: You guys sincerely rock. Everything you do is fabulous & wonderful. I would take a bullet for you and also be f***ed up the butt by Mickey Mouse in your stead. I worship at the shrine of the convenience store. Jay and Silent Bob are my gurus.
: Now on to my questions. Is Chasing Amy about bisexuality and how fear destroys love?
yes.
Is Dogma about Catholicism?
no, it is about how a descendant of Jesus and her plucky band of misfits who try to stop Matt Damon and Ben Affleck from getting into heaven.
Do you recommend "donkey punching" for thrills and giggles?
whole-heartedly.
Can I get some free View Askew merchandise all signed by Kevin? Does Kevin imitate life or does life imitate Kevin?
no, you cheapskate! Go buy something at the Stash.
Will there be a Clerks 2?
Doesn't look like it, not anymore :-(
: -- I
: Perfectly on topic, perfectly repetitive, perfectly pointless.
: P.S. I understand that my sarcastic tone may call down the wrath of the webmasters, but I'm trying to make a point here. This is a completely on-topic post and it's an utter waste of space. I encourage whoever monitors this board to remove it, not b/c it's off-topic, but b/c it's unintelligent, unimaginative, and it's been done a zillion times before.