Posted by Isis at d7b203.dialup.cornell.edu on February 24, 2000 at 02:38:03:
In Reply to: you've got me there... posted by PowerBeav 5000 on February 24, 2000 at 02:25:15:
possessed by the clever phrases I have enchanted them with, pillaging and tearing up the streets of all the major urban centers.
: The men-folk are on their own. I fear for our safety.
: The only hope left for society will be me and the legions of WAP/WBP women surrounding me, which I will protect sea lion-like from your marauding Wicca-men.
Ha! For we shall conjure the greatest ah, object of WAP worship in existence...belonging to our very own guru Silent Bob...
And the B shall stand not for Beav, but for Bob. And all the women of the world will be struck as though the Pied Piper instantaneously injected their spine with his forty greatest hits. And they shall rush forward to bestow the grand beast with their blessings. And the universe shall renew itself from the fertile power of the Bob.