Posted by Beav at abdaa03b.ipt.aol.com on April 04, 2000 at 00:00:51:
In Reply to: Ewww...like a bucket of cold water. posted by Isis on April 03, 2000 at 23:48:18:
: That's what it sounds like. If you want to seduce the ladies, try "having yoni on the half-shell". You gotta make it sound smooth if you wanna be a mackdaddy.
...to seduce the ladies is... me. Damn I'm smooth.
: Barry White? You bastard. Do I seem like Ally McBeal to you?
I don't watch that piece of crap show.
: I should hope not. Barry White is for dry old ladies. There is only one song which will melt the undergarments off any red-blooded female in the world (be she nun or prostitute) and that is "Let's Get it On". But should emergency strike, Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" is a close second.
In Your Eyes??? Ha ha ha ha, man that just conjures up the lamest mental images! I dunno, I just don't seem to need music to get in the mood, hell, the way my ears roar when I'm seriously smooching someone, who can hear the music anyway? If I HAD to pick a "mood" song though, I'd guess "Every Breath You Take" by the Police, despite it's overture of obsession.
: I'm throwing out gems here! I hope you're taking notes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alls I knows is: once a girl decides to sit in your lap and whisper, you are Solid Gold double A platinum. Music, shmusic.
Beav!