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Posted by Isis at ic010201.ithaca.edu on April 03, 2000 at 23:48:18:

In Reply to: Catholic beard-jockey posted by Beav on April 03, 2000 at 21:05:43:

That's what it sounds like. If you want to seduce the ladies, try "having yoni on the half-shell". You gotta make it sound smooth if you wanna be a mackdaddy.

Barry White? You bastard. Do I seem like Ally McBeal to you? I should hope not. Barry White is for dry old ladies. There is only one song which will melt the undergarments off any red-blooded female in the world (be she nun or prostitute) and that is "Let's Get it On". But should emergency strike, Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" is a close second.

I'm throwing out gems here! I hope you're taking notes.

: Beav
: no leather skirts, but I do have a swatch of MacFarlane tartan somewhere...

I suppose that will have to do...*sniff*.

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: That's what it sounds like. If you want to seduce the ladies, try "having yoni on the half-shell". You gotta make it sound smooth if you wanna be a mackdaddy. : Barry White? You bastard. Do I seem like Ally McBeal to you? I should hope not. Barry White is for dry old ladies. There is only one song which will melt the undergarments off any red-blooded female in the world (be she nun or prostitute) and that is "Let's Get it On". But should emergency strike, Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes" is a close second. : I'm throwing out gems here! I hope you're taking notes. : : : Beav : : no leather skirts, but I do have a swatch of MacFarlane tartan somewhere... : I suppose that will have to do...*sniff*.

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