Posted by Beav at lpch-fin-pc19.stanford.edu on April 03, 2000 at 21:05:43:
In Reply to: That's what hiking up your skirt is for! posted by Isis on April 03, 2000 at 20:29:22:
"beard-jockey", how's that for a cunnilingus euphamism? Bleh. Any REAL man knows what his girl means when she says "kiss it"; she ain't talkin' bout her mouth!
: I know all the tricks, and I wasn't even a Catholic schoolgirl. Go figure.
Tricks? What tricks? Most of the Catholic school-girls I knew growing up here were Filipino, and I don't remember seeing any tricks outta them!
: Think I could persuade you to stand still for a fitting? Soft, smooth, buttery suede clinging to thighs, everything swinging free under a sheer layer of thinnest leather...throw in a fair rendition of a Scottish accent and I'm silly putty in your hands. Mmmmmm.
Ever run (no of course you haven't, but bear with me) around without the support of undies, everything swinging free, when suddenly one of the twins decides to swing between the thighs, and you wind up kicking yourself in the balls? Painful. No wonder those Scots were pissed off alot. The English absolutely fuckin' hated my ancestoral clan, so did most of the other clans. Clan MacFarlane was not the friendliest of families, definitely a war clan. Brits finally scattered them to the winds centuries ago, one of the chieftains wound up in Virginia at some point, which led to the greatness that is ME!
: -- Isis
: Now if he discovers the magical power of Marvin Gaye, I'm done for.
Marvin Gaye, Barry White, it's allll good.
Beav
no leather skirts, but I do have a swatch of MacFarlane tartan somewhere...